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I’m The Best (limerick)

Updated on February 7, 2013

My wife always says I’m the best

A feeling which brought me much zest

One night wild thoughts flew

In search of a clue

I wondered just who were the rest


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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Stop wondering, Martin. It'll only lead to stories you'd rather not hear!

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Now that one will keep you thinking!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Martin I love this..

      make sure you get rest..

      lol

      debbie

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one! He'd better hope these were guys from her past.

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      ARUN KANTI CHATTERJEE 

      5 years ago from KOLKATA

      Let me critique the poem

      Which is like a piece of gem

      Crispy, cute and ends like a short story

      Which brings its creator only glory

      Thanks a lot.

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      What a great thought! Kudos on that question.

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      Eric T. Shortridge 

      5 years ago from MidWest

      Ha... funny stuff... i think we've all had that feeling a time or two :)

    • Funom Makama 3 profile image

      Funom Theophilus Makama 

      5 years ago from Europe

      Wow, this just made my night.... Now off to bed. So hilarious

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      Rosemary Sadler 

      5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      Hee hee, how our minds work overtime Lol. Don't dare ask

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      It could only be you Martin....You da man!!!

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      Now that's funny!!!

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Hee hee....well, the best is the best...what more can you ask for??

      What a great way to begin my day

      Sending angels your way my dear Friend. :) ps

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      Jackie Lynnley 

      5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Ha, ha, ha, great point!

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      Karen Hellier 

      5 years ago from Georgia

      I love this! Humorous and catchy but of course very good reasoning involved. This is one of the few Haikus I actually have enjoyed!

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      I have never though when someone says I'm the best. LOL

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      europewalker 

      5 years ago

      Very good, loved it!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Great friday laugh.

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      Ghost32 

      5 years ago

      LOL! Very good!

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Well, perhaps best not to wonder...might be a shock...

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Ha . . . if she says you're the best, then you're the best!

      Voted up +++ and sharing

      God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Excellent!

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Please, Martin, don't take your wife to task.

      It's so much better if you don't ask.

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