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Improve Sex Life (limerick)

Updated on May 15, 2016

When crumby is word that she said

When rumors of sex life are spread

Just join other rookies

Who improved their nookies

By not eating cookies in bed


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      Fampah Coyish 16 months ago


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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Ha ha oh crumbs I can't stop giggling now !!!!

      A brilliant share.


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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      I agree, crumbs ruin everything!

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida that was a " CRUMMY " poem...hehehe..

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Eating anything in bed could be a bad idea!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      You remain one of my favorite poets, thank's for the laugh, although it was difficult after just reading your beautiful poem of lost love..

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Funny! Had a good laugh. Thanks.

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      Susan Haze 4 years ago from Sunny Florida

      How cute. I'm with her, hate the cookie crumbs.

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      vespawoolf 4 years ago from Peru, South America

      Hilarious! Thanks for the tip!

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      NMLady 4 years ago from New Mexico & Arizona


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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      And that's how the proverbial cookie crumbles!

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      Ghaelach 4 years ago

      Hi Martin.

      This I like, and I've still got a big smile on my face.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Silly, silly.

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      Cookie crumbs in bed...that just takes the biscuit LOL :-))

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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      That's how the cookie crumbles...

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Cookies in bed.. Lol

      Martin love it


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      One of the funniest that you have done. Well done, Martin!

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      Victoria Lynn 4 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      Other rookies who improved their nookies!! haha--love that line!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      When your bed becomes crumbed,

      All passion is numbed. Trust me!

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      wildove5 4 years ago from Cumberland, R.I.

      Very cute!