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Improve Your Bowling (limerick)

Updated on March 30, 2013

Asked friend cause he wanted to know

Why bowling would always hurt so

So friend watched a few

And knew what to do

When ball rolls then you should let go


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      Mike Pugh 

      6 years ago from New York City

      Cool Limerick bro, funny too.

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      Voronwe 

      6 years ago

      Painful, indeed! lol...awesome limerick.

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      Brian L. Powell 

      6 years ago from Dallas, Texas (Oak Cliff)

      Nice limerick. Now I want to go bowling.

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      Nellieanna Hay 

      6 years ago from TEXAS

      You are YOUnique! Fun, Martin!

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      Ann1Az2 

      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Oh, yeah! Kind of like letting go of the rope when water skiing.

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      Dianna Mendez 

      6 years ago

      Oh, I have seen some people not let go of he ball at the end. Ouch! Loved your poem.

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      Jose Velasquez 

      6 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      I love limericks. I can see why that would be painful.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      My league threatened to cik me off because I stunk so bad......at BOWLING not my odor!

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      IsadorasThought 

      6 years ago

      Haha, you go, Mhatter!

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      This is a great one!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Love this. Needed a good chuckle.

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      Abhijit Aswath 

      6 years ago from India

      Haha..great one :)

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Clever and awesome! You write some great limericks!

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      Audrey Howitt 

      6 years ago from California

      So cute!!!

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      Zulma Burgos-Dudgeon 

      6 years ago from United Kingdom

      Ha-ha. Funny.

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      BeyondMax 

      6 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Yeah, yeah, that's the way! LOL

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      IAmForbidden 

      6 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      Hehehe thanks Mhatter!

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      oceansider 

      6 years ago

      Another very clever limerick....thank you for sharing with us!

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      snowdrops 

      6 years ago from The Second Star to the Right

      Great! Mhatter you always inspire me.

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