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Random Google Searches & Preparing For Spider Attacks (Limericks)

Updated on July 3, 2012
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Special Thanks To Bill Holland And Terrye Toombs

For the past few days, I have been thinking about how I could give thanks to the two hubbers who have been loyal to me from the beginning. These hubbers have taken me under their wings, given me advice on my writing and have been honest with me when I needed to improve in certain areas. They have supported and followed my every hub since the first hub I have written.

I know for sure that Billybuc(aka Bill Holland) and TToombs08(aka Terrye Toombs) were not my first two followers, but I think of them as exactly that. Why? Because they have been loyal to me like the stripes on a zebra. Sorry, I can't stay serious for too long, I have to throw in something funny along the way. They have been there for me when I needed help the most here on HubPages. You may be wondering, why is this Josh guy being so serious? He has only been here for a few weeks! Yes, that is true, but I have met some awesome friends in Bill and TT. They deserve this praise and shoutout, and more!

So, after giving it some thought, I have decided to use some of their hubs that have been popular over the past few days, and write Limericks for them. Bill and TT, I hope you guys enjoy this! Everyone else out there who admires these two awesome hubbers, keep following them and show them your support!

Random Google Search (Limerick)

If you want a good laugh try this

Open up google and type why is

Tennis ball fuzzy

Now this you must see

And more that you don't want to miss

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Preparing For A Spider Attack (Limerick)

Must never quit and never stop

Keep trying til the spider drops

Try the newspaper

Try the fly swatter

And when that fails get the flip flop

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    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Rahul,

      Yes they are fantastic supporters! Thanks for your compliment on this hub!

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      Jessee R 

      6 years ago from Gurgaon, India

      Now... both Terrye and Bill are wonderful hubbers... least to say..

      Other than that...

      They are terrific supporters... never failing to hold the hands of newbies and introduce them everyone and motivate them with their own skills

      I am glad you wrote this Josh.. great job :)

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Aubrey! Yeah they are both awesome people!

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      A.E. Williams 

      6 years ago from Hampton, GA

      :) Awww. This was a really sweet thing. Yes Terrye is VERY supportive. It was her initiative that helped me reach more views last week. I hit 1,000 that day I was really close and she helped me out. Terrye, you're awesome! :) I don't know Billy yet, but in due time I'm sure we'll cross paths again, nice work here, Josh.

      -Aubrey

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Jools, appreciate it! :)

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      Jools Hogg 

      6 years ago from North-East UK

      Josh fun hub and a nice dedication to Terrye and Bill :o)

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks glad you enjoyed it! :)

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      Ann1Az2 

      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Josh, great tribute. It shows your respect and there is certainly nothing wrong with that! Voted up.

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks Gyspy for the votes, and thanks for being so loyal to me. I hope I am doing the same for you!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Voted up and funny. Very clever Josh. Liked this.

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Haha @ Julie, do you need some cough medicine? LOL Yes you could write them Julie! it is simple I can share the rules with you if you like! :)

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks fairy godmother! Yes, they are great people, and I am glad I was able to praise them in this way!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much Michelle, they deserved this one!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much for stopping by CWB! Nice Limerick, and thank you for the votes!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      LOL! HEHE, I am always up to mischief! :) Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for the votes!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks so much Marlene! Thanks for reading, commenting and voting! Get that battery charged!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      You are very welcome uncle Bill! Glad you enjoyed it, yeah I thought the flip flop was pretty priceless! LOL

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Yes, they are wonderful people! Thanks for reading and glad you enjoyed it!

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      Blurter of Indiscretions 

      6 years ago from Clinton CT

      Awww...the hub love (cough cough) I'm just kidding! They are fantastic hubbers!!! I wish I could write limericks ;( (just kidding) I think I could, if I could just remember the rules?!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Thanks fpherj48 for stopping by and commenting and voting! Yes, I am very lucky to have met them here!

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Ok Janine, I am glad! Let's keep it that way! :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      6 years ago from Central Florida

      Touche, Fairy Godson! Billybuc and TT are both awesome people whom I respect and love greatly. You're a good man to recognize and appreciate their help. What monumentous mentors, huh?

      Good job, Josh!

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      Michelle Taylor 

      6 years ago from New Jersey

      Very cool way to pay tribute to two amazing writers! Voted up and more :-)

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      Civil War Bob 

      6 years ago from Glenside, Pennsylvania

      There once was a Hubber named Josh,

      Whose writing was not always "posh."

      He writes from the heart

      With a humorous dart

      My eyes with tears are awash!

      Clearly, you inspired me, Suhn...voted Up, useful, funny, interesting! Enjoy your day.

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      Terrye Toombs 

      6 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      lol. Thank you, Josh. I was wondering what mischief you were up to lately. :) Appreciate the shout out and the limericks are great. VUM. :)

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      lovedoctor926 

      6 years ago

      Josh, this is a very nice tribute to some of my favorite writers. LOL@ comment above. Okay, my battery is blinking again. it's going to die soon. Voted up!

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That was very kind of you, nephew! You did a great job but the best part was the picture of the flip flops! That had me laughing out loud. You are a good young man and I am happy to help you and support you.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Josh - I can't think of two more deserving individuals than Terry and Billy. They are wonderful people, a bit twisted but wonderful just the same.

      You have a kind heart. I enjoyed my giggles and chuckles.

      Blessings

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      Paula 

      6 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      josh......very cute....very special. We should all be lucky enough to have such helpful friends......I'm sure they feel honored to have a limerick written about them.....You have shown your gratitude in a fun way! UP++

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      Janine Huldie 

      6 years ago from New York, New York

      U r so welcome Josh and thank you too.m you have totally been loyal to me and am so glad to be to u too!!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Hehe thanks M! :)

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      Not Found 

      6 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      Hahahaha!! So Mhatter and J have a lot in common now.

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Aww thanks so much Janine! I am glad to be following you! Thanks for being loyal the past few days and I hope I have been the same to you! :?)

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      Janine Huldie 

      6 years ago from New York, New York

      Love this and so nice of you to pay tribute to both these great and wonderful hubbers. Am sharing and voting up for you of course!

    • josh3418 profile imageAUTHOR

      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Haha thanks so much Michelle! :)

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      Michelle Liew 

      6 years ago from Singapore

      Ok. You've officially become Hubpages' limerick man. Keep it going!

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