In the Pursuit of Sexiness
In the pursuit of sexiness, she will spend hours and tons of money at the MALL.
To be stunning and fly, appealing to the eye, graceful and TALL.
Dressed in spectacular fashion, the masterpiece is COMPLETE.
Immaculate would be accurate to describe her appearance from head to FEET.
Strutting around in six inch heels, knowing her tootsies could barely squeeze into THOSE.
In the pursuit of sexiness, she will endure corns, bunions, and even blisters on her pinky TOES.
Through out the pain one thing is clearly UNDERSTOOD.
Dressed to kill and turning heads at will, Ms.Lady looks GOOD.
In the pursuit of sexiness, she will get the job DONE.
Without any doubt, she will go all out and be second to NONE.
Ms.Lady will go on any and every crash diet to fit into that two sizes too small DRESS.
In the pursuit of sexiness, EVERYONE she has to IMPRESS.
To accomplish her goals, the poor girl will barely EAT.
On her plate you will only find two carrots, a leaf of lettuce, one boiled egg, and no sign of MEAT.
Down five pounds and gee, it took only three DAYS!
As you can see, she makes it happen in so many WAYS.
Uh oh! Ms Lady is getting OLDER.
In the pursuit of sexiness, her actions have become more calculated and BOLDER.
She's taken to going under the knife to have work done on her nose, eyes, and LIPS.
To recapture the figure of her youth, she's having fat sucked from her thighs, stomach, and HIPS.
Well just look at her, LOOK at her I say, she's as good as new with her brand new body and FACE.
In the pursuit of sexiness, Ms.Lady now looks like a cross between Gary Busey and Joan Rivers, in other words, something from out of SPACE!