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In Case Of Accident Call (limerick)

Updated on June 19, 2013

If I’m struck by bad accident

Before to a doctor I’m sent

Though my blood is spewing

Call lawyer for viewing

This could be a suing event


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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      Hahaha! This wouldn't be nearly as funny if it didn't reflect the mentality of some people I actually know. Actually, maybe that's why it is sad. . .

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Who makes more, the lawyer or the doctor?

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Everyone's always thinking of money first everything else takes a back seat.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 

      5 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Funny and a great comment on modern society.

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      That is so true about the lawyer. People can be so greedy even at the worse of times! Funny!

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      Dianna Mendez 

      5 years ago

      Still chuckling! Great advice.

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Thanks for this funny read !

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny and i think you have a sure bet on BIG pay off...

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Ingenious word selection and really great timing.

      As well as excellent use of double rhyming. Bravo, Martin!

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      Jose Velasquez 

      5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      Everybody wants to sue. LOL.

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      How in the hell did that happen? I wonder what the story is behind the picture?

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      Jennifer 

      5 years ago from Lost...In Video Games

      I'd hate to be the driver underneath the Jeep. Well-written! A lawyer will be needed and maybe "Ghostbusters..."

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Ha ha ha! I would say this is a bit morbid... but it is sadly relevant to today's society... is it not; which... makes it kind of funny :D

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Good one my friend!

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