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In There Somewhere (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

Remember that charming young bow

Whose love for her whole world would know

This man with such flare

And so debonair

Wife wonders now where did it go


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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      Haha!

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      Suzette Walker 

      5 years ago from Taos, NM

      Oh, yea! Life happens!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That can happen, when they get secure...

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      I always appreciate your adding humor to my day!

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      lovedoctor926 

      5 years ago

      What a hot bod! what happened? lol

      Men shouldn't slack off when it comes to their weight. Nothing sexy about a beer belly. lol. both men and women should be held to the same standards.

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      Frank Atanacio 

      5 years ago from Shelton

      lol you crazy S.O.B this was funny as hell

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      FCM 

      5 years ago from near the Equator

      bow... do you mean "beau"?

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      How things do change with time. lol

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 

      5 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Love it and the illustrations are priceless!

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      Faythe Payne 

      5 years ago from USA

      Oh my gosh..this is so funny I can't stop laughing...voting up

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Oh my! I think he may have devoured him!!

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha Exactly! Where . . .

      Voted up ++ and sharing

      Blessings, Faith Reaper

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      hatter99...He probably ate him...and oh, how true...and it does not always just relate to the physical persona....sometimes the mindset went " awry " too....

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Yipes!!!!!! What happened??????????????????

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      Ugh!!!!! But very funny!

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Boy, can I relate to this one - in reverse!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      This is a great one. Thanks for the laugh.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      I know it's true what I always have heard,

      One picture is worth one thousand words.

      Bravo, Martin!

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      That is a riot!!

      Too funny!!

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      mhatter99,

      What did you have to do to get your photograph converted into a black and white? ;-)

      This is too cute... and too true!

      Loved it!

      Cat

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Up there with one of the best - will probably share it with - Himself!

      Good one -

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...one of your best. I ask that question every night in front of the mirror.

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