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Investing In A Sunny Future (limerick)

Updated on May 24, 2012

Her breasts often brought this reply

You sure are a real lucky guy

The breasts of his honey

Had better be sunny

They took all his money to buy


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      Demas W Jasper 5 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Just looked up this Limerick Thread and here is my buddy mhatter99! Not a shock, nor even a surprise, but no attribution for the photo leaves one guessing as to the man, the woman, and whether or not your wife took the photo!? Fine Limerick in the best of stein clanking traditions, if she's the barkeep's daughter.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      Bringing back the limerick with style. I cannot wait to venture into your sonnets. Jamie

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      Nichol marie 5 years ago from The Country-Side

      omg too funny

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      Suzette Walker 5 years ago from Taos, NM

      I love this limerick! Could you be in Germany at the Octoberfest in this photo? You are too funny! I am certainly enjoying your hubs!

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      You have quite the sense of humor! Haha!

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      BeyondMax 5 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Oh, my LOL This is a gem heh heh heh How well said!

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      epigramman 5 years ago

      yes it caught my attention too - I am a big fan of double breasted beer steins - lol - but the highight is your writing of course - double breated beer steins are a dime a dozen but your writing is one of a kind.

      lake erie time ontario canada 9:34pm and sending you warm wishes and good energy

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Is this like owning real estate, what happens when you split? :) nice limerick.

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      arb 5 years ago from oregon

      Funny! What if I can only afford one? Retirement ain't what it use to be.

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      Johnathan L Groom 5 years ago from Bristol, CT



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      Jim Higgins 5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Funny Hub! Great photo too!