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Is Your Wife Angry At You (limerick)

Updated on October 14, 2013

Oh it wasn’t that hard to see

If my wife was angry at me

Yes I learned a skill

To gauge if wife’s ill

And credit card bill held the key


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      Deb Hirt 

      4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Ouch!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Credit cards will do to you every time.

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      4 years ago from Hawaii

      Hilarious!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 

      4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Another funny one that brings on a happy smile.

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      wetnosedogs 

      4 years ago from Alabama

      Very funny.

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      Max Havlick 

      4 years ago from Villa Park, Illinois

      If you use family funds on a trip

      to go see some sweet girl on a ship,

      you soon must go back

      to put up with the flack,

      and study again seamanship.

      (It also works with husbandship, salesmanship, showmanship, gamesmanship, etc.!)

      Best wishes, Martin, for keeping things light for us. Where do you get such appropriate pictures?

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      breakfastpop 

      4 years ago

      It's all about payback....

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      4 years ago from Reno NV

      Those things can ruin everything. Jamie

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      Kari Shinal 

      4 years ago from AZ

      Martin, oh yeah, seen this happen before.

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      Dora Weithers 

      4 years ago from The Caribbean

      In trouble!

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      kidscrafts 

      4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      LOL... great one :-)

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      DJ Anderson 

      4 years ago

      So true.

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      Bill Holland 

      4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Might want to get the mail before she does in the future. LOL

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      drbj and sherry 

      4 years ago from south Florida

      Well, you gotta give your wife credit, Martin,

      and therein lies the problem ... for certain.

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      FlourishAnyway 

      4 years ago from USA

      LOL. Retail therapy to the rescue.

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      Faith Reaper 

      4 years ago from southern USA

      Oh, dear, lol, yes, best to read my suggestions on this issue lol.

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