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It Could Happen To You (limerick)

Updated on November 2, 2012

It just caught my eye don’t you see

Young girl throwing kisses at me

Let this lesson show

A good thing to know

Why you shouldn’t throw your candy


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      Nithya Venkat 2 years ago from Dubai

      Nicely done.

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      Devika Primić 5 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Nice limerick with a kiss show, kiss thrown at sounds fun

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      LOL...Martin & Richard - A regular comedy team...

      (kiss,kiss)

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      I don't mind if someone throws kisses at me. Then, I will have a full pocket of the silver-wrapped kiss! This limerick is cute as Gypsy says and yeah Master, you made me laugh!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      This was real cute.

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I would love it if candy came my way.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny, let it be known, i would never give chocolate away. In my tummy it would stay. Ha.

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      Janis Leslie Evans 5 years ago from Washington, DC

      Ha ha ha ha ha! Rcrumple got a laugh, too.

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      I hope that did not happen to you when you where giving out your Halloween candy.

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Kisses can be dangerous to the kisser?? But who doesn't love a kiss??

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      molometer 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      You could say, you got a smack in the kisser! :)

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye! lol

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      ahorseback 5 years ago

      Man thats great , I dreamt of kisses last night .....but thats not all !lol.

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      Ghaelach 5 years ago

      Morning Martin.

      There seems to be a few other people on HP that like to turn out a limerick now and again.

      You are a good leader of the Limerick.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Ghost32 5 years ago

      I used to eat chocolate hot

      And fudge bars and brownies a lot

      But now I abstain

      And wisely refrain

      Since I saw the results I got

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL so funny and good lesson for sure. LOL at RC's comment too.

      God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      An eye's not where's the candy's ate

      kiss in the iris no taste sate

      Aim further South

      Hit open mouth

      Just be sure first take kiss off plate.

      Great Job, my friend!

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