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It Wasn’t Her Smile That Caught Me (limerick)

Updated on January 29, 2015

I first got this bit of a hunch

That girl wanted me a whole bunch

Oh it didn’t sap

The mind of this chap

When I felt the trap on leg crunch


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I actually snorted laughing.

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      He has found a woman that likes to make the first move! LOL :-))

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      desperately funny.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      You're a trip!

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Ow!!!

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99... you fell for the old " Bare " trap ? Was this at lunch ?

      ..I kinda thought you were going for the"'spinach in the teeth" line..

      Loved your limerick...

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      Nellieanna Hay 4 years ago from TEXAS

      ohmygosh - you're hysterical! All I can say is I hope you keep your thinking cap on!! Ahem! hahaha!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Just like a man.

      You guys think that all the attractive women 'want you'!! Ha, ha

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      Joanne M Olivieri 4 years ago

      Hilarious! Voted up

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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      Keeping calm eh - she probably won't notice!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Mhatter, yep!...don't you just hate it when that happens :). Another gem.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Since she's looking for bear,

      Just grab her by the hair.

      Get out of sight,

      Make love all night

      And lock the door to your lair.

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      O, my. Not really the trap you were hoping for :) Thanks for giving me another smile.

      Angels are on the way to this evening. :) ps

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      anglnwu 4 years ago

      Haha--nicely done.

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      Tonette Fornillos 4 years ago from The City of Generals

      A different kind of "crunch," Martin? haha.... don't know why I'm smiling big:-) Thanks and cheers!

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      Holle Abee 4 years ago from Georgia

      Oh, you naughty, naughty boy!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Amusing.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      Martin, you are a wonderful wordsmith.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      LOL...what exactly are you attempting to say here, sir?

      you funny M...

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And then?

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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      ouch!

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      Suzette Walker suzettetaos 4 years ago from Taos, NM

      This one hit my funny bone!

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      Insightful Tiger 4 years ago

      He he, that was the hook!

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