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It Wasn’t Her Smile That Caught Me (limerick)

Updated on January 29, 2015

I first got this bit of a hunch

That girl wanted me a whole bunch

Oh it didn’t sap

The mind of this chap

When I felt the trap on leg crunch


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      Insightful Tiger 

      5 years ago

      He he, that was the hook!

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      Suzette Walker 

      5 years ago from Taos, NM

      This one hit my funny bone!

    • picklesandrufus profile image

      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      ouch!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And then?

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      LOL...what exactly are you attempting to say here, sir?

      you funny M...

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      Martin, you are a wonderful wordsmith.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Amusing.

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      Holle Abee 

      5 years ago from Georgia

      Oh, you naughty, naughty boy!

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      Tonette Fornillos 

      5 years ago from The City of Generals

      A different kind of "crunch," Martin? haha.... don't know why I'm smiling big:-) Thanks and cheers!

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      anglnwu 

      5 years ago

      Haha--nicely done.

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      O, my. Not really the trap you were hoping for :) Thanks for giving me another smile.

      Angels are on the way to this evening. :) ps

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Since she's looking for bear,

      Just grab her by the hair.

      Get out of sight,

      Make love all night

      And lock the door to your lair.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Mhatter, yep!...don't you just hate it when that happens :). Another gem.

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Keeping calm eh - she probably won't notice!

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      Joanne M Olivieri 

      5 years ago

      Hilarious! Voted up

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      Just like a man.

      You guys think that all the attractive women 'want you'!! Ha, ha

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      Nellieanna Hay 

      5 years ago from TEXAS

      ohmygosh - you're hysterical! All I can say is I hope you keep your thinking cap on!! Ahem! hahaha!

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99... you fell for the old " Bare " trap ? Was this at lunch ?

      ..I kinda thought you were going for the"'spinach in the teeth" line..

      Loved your limerick...

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      Ow!!!

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      You're a trip!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      desperately funny.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      He has found a woman that likes to make the first move! LOL :-))

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I actually snorted laughing.

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