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Itches - Shaun Mendez 'Stitiches' Parody

Updated on March 15, 2016
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I love to write, I have been writing and journaling since I was very young, and I especially enjoy short stories, parodies and poetry.

The kind of bites you don't want!
The kind of bites you don't want! | Source

I know that I’ve been bit before,

But none of them have left me quite this sore!

I’m just trying to live my life,

But they just have to find someone to bite.

Can’t reach over, or reach under,

I don’t even know if I’ll survive

I know they say don’t rub it!

Move on!


You watch me scratching till I do bleed,

Shaking, falling onto my knees

I wonder, how did I get bitten?

Oh my gosh it itches!

Tripping over myself,

Rubbing, begging you to come help,

I think, that they must be smitten,

They eat me like I’m chicken!


Just like a moth drawn to the flame,

They enter in through a broken window pane,

I know they tell you not to touch,

But just what do they know?

Time to get those mosquitoes!

Can’t reach over or reach under,

I don’t even know if I’ll survive

I know they say don’t rub it!

Move on!


You watch me scratching till I do bleed,

Shaking, falling onto my knees

I wonder, how did I get bitten?

Oh my gosh it itches!

Tripping over myself,

Rubbing, begging you to come help,

I think, that they must be smitten,

They eat me like I’m chicken!


My skin is all red,

Gotta slap you till you are dead!

My skin is all red,

Time for revenge!

(x3)

My skin is all red,

Gotta slap you till you are dead


You watch me scratching till I do bleed,

Shaking, falling onto my knees

I wonder, how did I get bitten?

Oh my gosh it itches!

Tripping over myself,

Rubbing, begging you to come help,

I think, that they must be smitten,

They eat me like I’m chicken!

Now that I’ve been itching,

My skin is all in pieces!

Now that I am bleeding

I might need some stitches!

Try not to rub them! But OMG it ITCHES!
Try not to rub them! But OMG it ITCHES! | Source

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    • Davorunner profile image
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      Davorunner 17 months ago from Australia

      Yeah of course I have, just those lines weren't familiar. Thanks for your comments.

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      Boo boo 17 months ago

      You never head of Yogi bear and Boo Boo?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9v-Tq4Z7E4

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      Davorunner 17 months ago from Australia

      Interesting, what's that from?

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      booboo 17 months ago

      Hey Yogi, look in that picinic basket

      I'm sure you'll find what you need

      To put them biters in a casket

      Just spray it on them and you be freed

      from all those bites and itches

      go ahead and then say geeee

      I'm glad to be rid of all those bitches