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It's Hot Stuff!

Updated on July 15, 2013
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Hot Stuff!


Your hand touches my face

Your fingers caress my cheek

Our mouths meet

Your lips moist

Suddenly

Breaking apart

My hands are everywhere


Whoa - slow down

Why?

I can’t keep up with you

Ok, sorry

Let’s start again

I want you to wear this

But it’s yours - I feel stupid

Come on - there - you look good

Trust me, you won’t regret it


What do you want me to do first?

Watch me….

Now you do it

Like this?

It’s ok but it could be better

Put your hand over mine

And we’ll do it together

Yes - Yes!

Now you try yourself, slowly

Good, now higher - higher!

Like this?

Yes, more - faster!

Don’t stop - keep going

Again - again!

I’ll have to stop -

I need to take a breather

I’m out of breath

And I'm sweating buckets....



Ok I’m taking over

Watch and learn

We’re almost there

That’s better - I can cope with a

More sedately pace

I'll have another go

Ummm .....

What do I do with this?

Lick it!


I'm exhausted!

'Now' do you understand why

I need that new

Electric food mixer?

Sure...

Order it and anything else you need

Just promise me, no more role-plays!

I need a lie down


Great idea, I'll join you

Just putting the sponge in the oven

We have 30 minutes before it's ready

And you look so sexy in that apron......



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      Movie Master 4 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi dream on, thank you for reading, glad you enjoyed it!

      Have a great day, best wishes Lesley

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      DREAM ON 4 years ago

      I love all the action and just think your husband was the center of attention.Funny story.

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi PDXKaraokeGuy - I hope you weren't disappointed!!!

      Take care and best wishes lesley

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      Justin W Price 5 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      ha ha... nice. i was wondering where you were taking me...

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Rolly - it was my husband in that apron that did it!

      Many thanks for your comments, have a wonderful day and see you soon, hugs back, Lesley

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      Rolly A Chabot 5 years ago from Alberta Canada

      Yup... just like all te other comments I'm thinking she must have gotten into the wine here or something... well done MM.

      Hugs

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi SanneL, it's always good to see you, thank you for your great comments.

      Yes - get that apron on, there is a lot of fun in baking when you do it together!!!

      Best wishes lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi cclitgirl, I enjoyed writing this almost as much as the baking experience itself!!!

      Many thanks for your comments, have a great day best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi molometer, baking can be so much fun!!!!!

      Glad you enjoyed it and many thanks for commenting, take care and see you soon, Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Brett, many thanks for stopping by, glad you enjoyed my fun poem!

      Have a wonderful day, best wishes Lesley

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      SanneL 5 years ago from Sweden

      Oh, my. . .you had me going there for a moment!! I don't know why, but I have a sudden urge to wear an apron and start baking! Lesley - You're brilliant!

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      Cynthia Sageleaf 5 years ago from Western NC

      Haha, you had me going there for a minute. What a fun hub! Great way to put a poem together. :D Voted up.

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      molometer 5 years ago

      I will never look at a spong cake again in the same way lol Brilliant !

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      Brett Caulton 5 years ago from Thailand

      Ha ha ha ha, this was excellent! I wondered where it was going, but then the punch line arrived lol.

      Thanks for SHARING.

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Vellur, many thanks for stopping by and the votes, I'm so pleased you enjoyed the fun!!

      Have a wonderful day and take care, best wishes Lesley

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      Nithya Venkat 5 years ago from Dubai

      LOL had a good laugh. Voted up.

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Sharyn, many thanks for visiting, glad you enjoyed the fun!!

      Yep - it was all worth while, I got my mixer!!

      Have a great weekend, take care Lesley

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      Sharon Smith 5 years ago from Northeast Ohio USA

      Silly silly MM, loved it! Glad to hear in the comments you got yourself a mixer, ha.

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi acaetnna, many thanks for dropping by, glad you enjoyed it!

      Have a great day, best wishes Lesley

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      acaetnna 5 years ago from Guildford

      Oh wow just how brilliantly great was this! Awesome!

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hello prasetio, it's always good to see you, I'm so pleased you enjoyed this one, many thanks for your votes, enjoy your day and see you soon, best wishes lesley

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      prasetio30 5 years ago from malang-indonesia

      Good work, my friend. I really enjoy this one. Thank you very much and rated up!

      Prasetio

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Thelma, Glad you enjoyed the fun!

      Many thanks for your comments and votes, enjoy your day, best wishes Lesley

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      Thelma Alberts 5 years ago from Germany

      Hahaha!!! What a fun! I thought it was something else. Voted up, Movie Master.

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi suzette, many thanks for stopping by and your great comments!

      Baking together can be fun.....

      Have a wonderful day, best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi The Stages Of ME, thank you for visiting and your comments,it's much appreciated - I'm so pleased you enjoyed the giggle!!

      Have a wonderful day and best wishes Lesley

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      Suzette Walker 5 years ago from Taos, NM

      This is hilarious! You had us all going for a moment. You are so creative and giving Epigramman some real competition! This makes spending the day in the kitchen a great thing to do!

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      The Stages Of ME 5 years ago

      That was great enjoyed the giggle ~ blessings

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi tsmog, it's great to hear we've livened up your neighbours and your going to work on a laugh! it's a good way to start the day, have a good one, take care and see you soon, best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Mike, thank you for stopping by and your comments, they are much appreciated, glad you enjoyed it! best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi mljdgulley354, I kept you guessing until the end then?!! I'm so glad you and your husband enjoyed reading, many thanks for your comments, enjoy your day and best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Nell, I'm so pleased you enjoyed this! many thanks for your comments and for sharing, it's much appreciated, have a great weekend, best wishes Lesley

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      Tim Mitchell 5 years ago from Escondido, CA

      Brilliant! The neighbors glanced toward me as my jovial laughter echoed through the opened window across the garden. LOL does not give justice to this article. Thank you for gifting me with a wave of emotions before heading to work today , , ,

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      Mark Pitts 5 years ago from United States

      So funny, and so surprising. I love that!

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      mljdgulley354 5 years ago

      Oh I am so glad Nell shared this. To start with I thought maybe they were making love and then it was like they were dancing and by the end I just roared. Had to read it to my husband. He got a laugh out of it too. Thank you for sharing.

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      Nell Rose 5 years ago from England

      Lol! hysterical! I nearly fell of my chair laughing I have got to share this one! haha!

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Sue, so pleased you enjoyed it, it was fun to write!

      Many thanks for your comments, have a wonderful weekend and see you soon, Lesley

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      Sueswan 5 years ago

      Hot and funny Lesley. ROFL

      Voted up up and away!

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi sofs - wow yes! why didn't I think of that?!

      Many thanks for dropping by, I'm glad you enjoyed it, have a wonderful weekend and take care, Lesley

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      sofs 5 years ago

      What a fun hub this is...thanks for the laughs :) Have a wonderful weekend, Maybe you should get him to permanently walk around in an apron.. lol ;) God Bless:)

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Jackie, many thanks for stopping by and your comments, I'm so pleased you enjoyed it!

      Take care and see you soon, best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi ahorseback, LOL - it's the 'apron' that did it!

      glad you enjoyed it! all the best Lesley

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      Jackie Lynnley 5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      I knew you were pulling one but it was still funny to find out what!

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      ahorseback 5 years ago

      Lesley ..........what in the world is going on there ,%#!)@ Have you been sipping the desert wines again? Caaaaaan I come to dinner ........I'll even where the arpron.....lol.......:-} Fun write Awesome !

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Ruchira, I loved your comments! thank you for the votes and I just love that you also voted 'interesting' I'm glad you enjoyed it! take care and best wishes Lesley

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      Ruchira 5 years ago from United States

      Kept me in the loop till the end, Lesley :)

      keep it coming my friend!

      voted way up as funny yet interesting :)

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Annie, Your comments made me laugh!! that's so funny!

      Thank you, enjoy your day, best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hello Pamela, thank you for stopping by, I'm so pleased you enjoyed this!

      Have a wonderful day, best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi b.Malin, I hope you and lover man have as much fun as Nick and I did!!!

      Many thanks for your comments, take care best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hello Sunshine, many thanks for visiting and your comments, they are much appreciated, enjoy your day!

      Best wishes Lesley

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      Annie Fenn 5 years ago from Australia

      Oh, I can relate to this, the hand fatigue, breaking out in a sweat, trying to maintain the momentum, faster, faster, but not being able to keep it up!!

      For years I have struggled with a hand beater, then a few months ago I bought an electric mixer. Way to go!

      A great hub with an intriguing build up. I hope you managed to get back to the oven before the sponge cake burnt ;)

      My votes to you MM.

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      Pamela Oglesby 5 years ago from United States

      Hot stuff is right! Very funny and I enjoyed it thoroughly.

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      b. Malin 5 years ago

      Wow Movie Master this is Truly one of your BEST...I Loved it...Very Naughty, but Nice...and now I'm grabbing Lover Man and we're going to Heat UP the Kitchen...It's Supper time! What did you think I meant...Mmmm?

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hi MM! Hot stuff is the perfect title for this clever creation:)

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi stars, I agree the kitchen is a very romantic place, especially when my husband is wearing an apron!!

      Many thanks for stopping by and your comments, take care Lesley.

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Jacqui, thank you for your great comments and votes, so glad you enjoyed it! best wishes Lesley

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      stars439 5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Wonderful hub, and so well written. The kitchen is a very romantic place. God Bless You.

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      jacqui2011 5 years ago from Leicester, United Kingdom

      Hi MM, this was so funny. It's scary how minds work and automatically assume the other version! Made me laugh out loud and it has made my day. Very clever. Voted up and funny. Take care.

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi anginwu, funny you should say that - I said to Nick I love writing this sort of thing and he said, well I would because I am a 'big tease'!!!

      Many thanks for your great comments and votes, enjoy your day, best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hello teaches12345, thank you for stopping by and your comments, I'm so pleased you enjoyed it!

      Best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Derdriu, I really enjoyed writing this one and it's great to read I have made people laugh!

      Many thanks for your comments and votes, they are much appreciated, best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Mary, I'm so pleased I made you giggle!!

      Many thanks for your comments, take care Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Pat, it's usually you providing the laughs! glad you enjoyed this and many thanks for the votes!

      Best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Hyphenbird, It's good to see you - you've had quite a start to the year! I'm just off to read your hub!

      Many thanks for reading, I'm so pleased you enjoyed it!

      Best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Rosemay, I can be very persuasive at times - Nick finds it quite scary!!

      Many thanks for dropping by and your comments, best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Mike, I hope it wasn't too steamy for you!

      Many thanks and enjoy your day! best wishes Lesley

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      anglnwu 5 years ago

      haha--knowing you, as I was reading this half way, I have a sneaky feeling you're give us the big surprise. Good way to ring in Valentine's day...this hot stuff may be too hot to handle. You're a master at teasing--rated up!

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      Quite a surprise ending! Never would have guessed the source.... good writing.

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      Derdriu 5 years ago

      Lesley, Wow! You certainly know how to choose the words and command the images which lead readers down two different paths of understanding! It's hilarious the way you use the double meanings, the insistent beat, and the provocative images to stop us short where we think you're heading.

      Thank you for the humorous brilliance, voted up + all,

      Derdriu

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      Mary Hyatt 5 years ago from Florida

      Thanks for the giggle! I needed that. Goodnight.

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      That was a good one. lol. Voted up and funny.

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      Brenda Barnes 5 years ago from America-Broken But Still Beautiful

      Thanks for a great laugh. This would be a great thing to read at a bridal shower.

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      Rosemary Sadler 5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      I meant to say I love the image, very clever.

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      Rosemary Sadler 5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      Haha this was a real teaser, I am laughing so much

      I do like the way you persueded him you needed a mixer

      Voting up across the board

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      mckbirdbks 5 years ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      That was ah-er..at first it umm...ok, i got noht'n. dragged it on over to Facebook.... You should write Valentines cards..............

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hello marlyn, glad to hear I have brightened up your morning!! many thanks for reading and sharing, it's much appreciated, best wishes MM

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      Marlyn Munoz 5 years ago from Honolulu, HI

      haha best thing i have read all morning. I am still laughing. Thanks for sharing. Im going to have to share your hub with friends on facebook.

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Vinaya, I am more comfortable with this style of writing, as thoughts and words quickly cloud my mind, I have to write as quickly - otherwise they vanish!!

      Many thanks for your comments, they always are much appreciated, take care Lesley

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      Vinaya Ghimire 5 years ago from Nepal

      What I loved in this poem is that the poetic narration is not in linearity. Like our random thoughts, your emotions runs wildly.

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi molly, I always use to mix my sponge by hand, but it needed a good old mix for the best results, that's where Nick came in....

      And yes now I am the proud owner of an electric food mixer - true story!

      Many thanks for your comments, they are much appreciated, best wishes Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Ruby, I really enjoyed writing this one, glad you enjoyed it!!

      Many thanks for your comments, best wishes Lesley

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      Mary Strain 5 years ago from The Shire

      Lol Naughty naughty! But so funny. I'm just curious...did you decide to get the electric food mixer, or did you think better of it ;-) ?

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I can not stop laughing..This is the cutest write..I love it..You are soo clever.lolololololo

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Gail, that's what Nick says as well!!

      Many thanks for your great comments and votes, they are much appreciated, have a wonderful day, best wishes Lesley

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      Gail Sobotkin 5 years ago from South Carolina

      Loved the roller coaster ride you took us on.

      Beautifully done and voted up across the board!

      You're a real tease, that's for sure. (smile)

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Susan, now you have got me laughing!!

      Many thanks for your great comment, have a wonderful day! best wishes Lesley

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      Susan Zutautas 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Oh this was great! Laughing so loud my dogs are looking at me like I'm nuts :)

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hello Duchess, thank you for stopping by and your comments, glad you enjoyed! take care Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi sunnie, I'm so pleased I made you laugh, enjoy the rest of your day!! hugs Lesley

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Debbie, thank you for stopping by, glad to hear I made you laugh! and many thanks for your votes, enjoy your day, best wishes Lesley

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      Duchess OBlunt 5 years ago

      LOL enjoyed this one!

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      Sunnie Day 5 years ago

      Oh My goodness...You are so funny..Thank you for the smiles and laughter..

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      So funny..you had me going...still laughing..voted up..debbie

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      Movie Master 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi shimmering Dawn, I'm so pleased you enjoyed reading, sorry about the coffee... Have a wonderful, day! best wishes Lesley

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      shimmering Dawn 5 years ago

      LOLO this is a one good one! You made me spill some hot coffee on hands.. i am still laughing... Have a blessed day! Peace!! Peace!!