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It’s A Boy (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

Imagine my pride and my Joy

When doctor announced it’s a boy

So grand was my glee

That people could see

The tales about me he’d destroy


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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Boy, girl or somewhere in between, they are all perfect!....but still; I have to admit you are on form my friend.

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      ignugent17 

      5 years ago

      Made me smile. :-)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. Love that pic. lol

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...." Dude looks like a Lady "...aerosmith...love that song...

      Honestly though Martin..you need to cut back on the eye make-up..even Marilyn agrees on that...hehehehe

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hee, You are hilarious. Good lookin' dude '

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      As usual another great one....

      Have a lovely week

      Angels are on the way :) ps

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And that would do it!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      5 years ago from Reno NV

      Great Stuff. Jamie

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Oh, I get it! The he/she in the photo is the father who fathered a child even tho he wants to look like and be a girl! Sheesh. It took me a second read and a second look, but I think I get where you're going with this!

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      Very, very funny and voted that way!

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Another wonderful share !!! 'Voted up up and away' my dear friend!!!!

      Eddy.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      As a dad, Martin, do not let that change your affection,

      No parent is guaranteed their kid will be perfection.

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      Linda Crist 

      5 years ago from Central Virginia

      When I saw the photo I knew where this was headed. You're a creative genius.

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      You have to be old enough to recognize that face. LOL

      Too funny, Martin.

      Have a great day, my friend.

      DJ

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Funny. Oh my!

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      lovedoctor926 

      5 years ago

      Interesting. Lol.

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thank God! LOL

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