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It’s A Miracle (limerick)

Updated on August 7, 2012

A picture of black

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I woke up and I couldn’t see

I wondered just how could this be

Would this be my life

As madness ran rife

My eyes are shut wife said to me


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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      Ha, this is great. So very funny! Men sometimes do need a little help. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      How funny! I sleep with a mask at night sometimes and I can relate to this. Waking up and only seeing black! Hehehe.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Behind every man is a brilliant woman.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago the picture too!

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Good for your wife - otherwise, you might have gone through life looking at everything without color! Voted up and funny.

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      myownlife 5 years ago from london

      puzzled hub,


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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, I love the twists at the end of your very clever Limericks..

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      Thomas Silvia 5 years ago from Massachusetts

      This was such a fun read and so well written !

      Vote up and more !!!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I can't see, I can't see!

      Well, open your eyes!

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      BeyondMax 5 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      LOL For a moment I thought that she just sticky taped his eye-lids... =) (evil in me needs a way out sometimes LOL)

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      This is so funny and sadly familiar, brilliant as always.

      Actually I'm just about to publish my first attempt at writing a limerick, you have a staring role, I hope you don't mind, take a look later.

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      LaThing 5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      lol, lol..... Very funny! Well, I won't make that joke about men needing women, but you sure do :))

      Loved it!

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      Michelle Liew 5 years ago from Singapore

      Behind every man there is a woman, whether both parties like it or not! Cool, MHatter.....and I love the use of black! Creative!

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      Patty Kenyon 5 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      Wow, this was rather Interesting!!! Well Done!!!

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Behind every man..... is a woman kicking his tail!

      Loved It!

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      Sondra 5 years ago from Neverland

      I always say I need a wife ;)

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      LOL... so funny... You crack me up... voted up my friend


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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      So sad! Where would we be without women!

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania


      Looks like the wife is a clever one! :)

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      If you never open your eye how are you going to see?