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It’s The Thought That Counts (limerick)

Updated on January 31, 2015

My wife said I bought gift for you

It’s bright and it’s shinny and new

Just one great big but

Now challenged this nut

To figure out what does gift do


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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      lol..i HATE when that

      User MAN-uals were made for MEN...

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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      I say wrap it back up and give it away!

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      Frank Atanacio 4 years ago from Shelton

      Man you are tops when it omes to these types of limericks :) or is this the only type? LOL a gift

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Bad situation especially that if the guy's smart he know not to ask.....

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      smiling as I begin my morning....have a lovely Saturday my Friend Martin.

      Sending Angels to you this a.m. :) ps

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois


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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Great one.

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Its bright and its shinny and new

      And she bought this thing just for you

      Hope you love it like we love this limerick!

      Voted up, funny, and interesting.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Do not ask questions like What or Why,

      Just wear her gift till the day you die.

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      dreamseeker2 4 years ago

      I like what DJ said...; ) lol! Cute limmerick!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Re-gift!! Ha, ha


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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      I'v had a few of those over the years...

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Another item for a yard sale, perhaps?

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      Eiddwen 4 years ago from Wales

      Ha ha brilliant once more Martin.


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      Suzette Walker 4 years ago from Taos, NM

      This is funny. It is from your wife so just suck it up and fawn all over it. It doesn't have to do anything - it's from your wife! Cute limerick and I love how you humorously look at everyday life through your limericks. You have such a knack and talent for this!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      If it is a tool, I'll gladly take it off your hands.

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      He may not be able to figure out what it does but at least he can be grateful that it isn't a flat pack...LOL:-))

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99..It's bright... it's shiny... and new... it's from your wife you ninny..what more would you want it to do ? silly you see blah...blah. .. works both your limericks. I'll bet your wife does too...

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      and my night is complete...thank you!