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Jump'n Pajamas

Updated on January 5, 2012

I Just Want To Go Home

Ever have one of those days

Nothing seems to go right

Who would of guessed it ?

When you felt so good early this morning

Another great day and a wonderful life it is

Then lttle by little things start changing right before your eyes

You pour the milk in your cereal and it starts to curdle

I didn't think it was that old

I guess it was and even though I feel like I just bought it

The struggle continues all day

I go to get gas and the price of gas jumped ten cents

So you wait till later to find somewhere cheaper

Then you forgot what you were doing until the red gas light goes on

Oh that was it ,I knew there was something else I was suppose to do

Then you hit traffic an accident I think

So everyone comes to a slow hault then a stop

What could it be an accident ?

I hope noone got hurt

Road construction ?

What could they be repairing now ?

I thought they finished all the road work last summer when traffic was tied up for the whole month

Well at least it hasn't snowed yet

Oh come on where are these flurries coming from

They said nothing about snow

Then you get out of the car and the wind whips under your coat

Just enough to chill you like someone put ice down your back

Well the day went well

The boss was sick

I better not catch his cold

I didn't have the sniffles when I started today

Then a quick sneeze and my throat feels kind of scratchy

That's it, I won't think of it and it will go away

Just like that

There I go sneezing again

I love the radio

Music sounds so good

It always cheers me up

What happened to the radio it just shut off

So I play with the dial and then the station is all static

I know I will just enjoy my ride home and look at all the pretty houses still decorated since Christmas

There is one house that looks so nice

I really like this house around the corner

They always keep there lights on for along time after Christmas

What happened to the lights ?

They must of taken them down early because the weather was nice

I made it home

I will check the mail

Bill, bill,and another bill what else was I really expecting

I went to open the door and I dropped the keys

Then I opened the door and the cat scoots out

Get over here

Where do you think you are going ?

It is a crazy world out there

You don't know how lucky you are to be an indoor cat

I am going in and the first thing I want to do is Jump in my pajamas

My wife said what did you say Jump'n pajamas

I said I am going to eat and get a shower and jump in my pajamas and off to bed

Or maybe just write a hub instead


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    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      mary615 Life gets silly but it is the only life I know.Nice to share and bring a smile home.

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      Mary Hyatt 

      6 years ago from Florida

      I've certainly had days like this! Cute Hub. I enjoyed reading it.

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      leptirela I thank you for the beautiful compliment.Each and every day I will try to prove myself.I feel it in my gut now I have to remove all my guts.I think surgery would be quicker but not half as much fun.I really do appreciate and enjoy the way words dance in my head.Where they come from is still such a confusing thought.Where they go is up to me.To use them or not.I live my day 80% fantasy and 20% reality.Some day Maybe I will make it 50%fantasy and 50% reality.It might take awhile.It took me only 35 plus years to go from 92% fantasy to 8% reality.I hope I see the day.Unless I find a more direct way I may always be stuck in the clouds and dancing on air.Well I don't want to say to much I may scare you and any other followers away.I am so glad to write and read and I still can't believe I a doing it without lifting a pen or moving my lips.Boy has time changed but I haven't.At least deep down under the 7 layers of skin.Why seven.I was thinking of a 7 layer cake.That would be a nice snack right about now.Have a wonderful sleep and talk to you in the morning.Oh sorry this is the morning.Pleasant dreams.

    • Leptirela profile image


      6 years ago from I don't know half the time

      It's amazing what a little change of scenery or sucking on a lemon or when you feel the most angriest .... It's amazing what it does :)

      You come up with things you would never think of..

      I usually wake up for milk like middle of night

      and just spend 7 minutes jotting and writing

      odd random sentences

      later when I put them together it opens a way further and I end up with more than I bargained for ..

      I think you are a wonderful and talented writer :)

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      I will try many things and if it makes me write better I will try it again.I don't know if it is being naked or just being lazy in my pajamas or just the freedom to feel free.To feel unrestricted and let all your inhibitions go.Every time my words hit the paper I feel naked and wonder what my writing will bring.I think I feel vunerable but excited to think I can really make something wonderful.Only time will tell and you and your writings are the only proof if it works.Thank you for your insightful comment and I write now with nothing but a smile on my face.The world of writing is the world of the unknown.Each day we bring a stranger home.I hope we share many writings and laughs over the years.Only then can we experience our greatest fears.

    • Leptirela profile image


      6 years ago from I don't know half the time

      Did you know , some writer actually write when they are naked :)

      oh yes ! Peope tend to do a lot of different things when writing, everything inspires the mind :)

      I love the fact you did something like it too.

      Vote up.. Excellent hub

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      Deborah Brooks Life is an ever glowing fountain of hope and treasures that sparkle when they hit the light.I love to write and I keep trying to reinvent ways I can express myself.It is so nice to see others who care so deeply.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      6 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      so cute even if you have your pajamas on you can still write a hub.. like I am.. LOL.. fun read.. Great hub.

      I voted up and awesome


    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      b.Malin I am glad you got read my hub while I was in my pajamas.Life has so many lovely surprises we never know what is going to happen next.Something good or even better.I honestly think even better than that.Have a wonderful night.

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      b. Malin 

      6 years ago

      I'm so Glad you decided to write this Hub, instead of going to bed..."Dream On" For you've written a Fun and Entertaining one! Lots of Food for thought, as they say!


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