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"Junk in the Trunk" giving me Ideas

Updated on July 28, 2009

After reading a few other hubs about wet pussies, tits, naked chests, and asses, I felt that the score needed to be evened out. What's in it for the ladies? So, I'm going to brag about my husband's impressive junk.

I know, I know, every man must have junk in his trunk. Many of them like it when their wife helps them decide what to do with it. We had fun with this yesterday, in fact. It was very entertaining, and the neighbors put in their votes as well. Should it be "boxed up", otherwise contained, or let loose? Should there be room for more? What else should we add to the impressive contents to make sure we're prepared?

After our lively discussion, we came to the conclusion that it was ok to box some of it up, especially the main tool. I mean, things might pop out when you least expect them to, and something that big might hurt someone if not properly contained. Besides, then it's always ready in an emergency, when he needs to get a lift. We also put the cables in, so we'll be ready "on the road". You never know when you might need that extra jolt of electricity to get you going. The blanket also stayed, because we both love to cuddle.

There were some instruction books that we took out. You either know it or you don't; you don't need "how to" books to tell you what to do. We decided to keep a few of the magazines, though. My husband likes to "browse" in them, fantasizing about what he can't have. There's also a few good tips sometimes.

Since sometimes we're at it longer, we also added a couple gallons of water. We want to be sure we're prepared for when things get steamy. We also got some lube, just in case. You can never be too prepared. My husband suggested we also have a first aid kit, in case I (or he!) needs to play nurse. Because we both have cell phones, we always have cameras ready to take possibly incriminating photos.

So, now that you've read my description of my husband's junk, what do you think? We're prepared for anything, around home or on the road. Are you?

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      Montana Farm Girl 8 years ago from Northwestern Montana

      OMG girl, you reeled me in with that one!!! Too, too funny~~ well written, you had me laughin' one of those good old belly achin laughs!!! Thanks, that does not happen very often anymore!!!! Bravo!!!

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      Cindy Lawson 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

      Well done KT, you are really getting into this aren't you :)

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      KT pdx 8 years ago from Vancouver, WA, USA

      Oh, and you, Joe, and Cindy are all much better at this kind of thing than I am, but I had to try it. It's a lot harder than subtle humor for me!

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      KT pdx 8 years ago from Vancouver, WA, USA

      That's a hefty amount of junk, especially the lint! You would definitely need help from your wife's ass for that much. Maybe even get rockinjoe's wife's chest. Thanks for stopping by, and for the inspiration, BT.

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      B.T. Evilpants 8 years ago from Hell, MI

      Well, I have to tell you, I just checked out my own junk, and here's what I found: 7 pounds of lint, 1 dead raccoon, 2 jelly beans, and 17 Fritos. There was also a lawn chair, something that might once have been some kind of meat product, and a one-eyed teddy bear. I have bagged it all up, but I don't think I can carry it without my wife's ass.