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Cat Power

Updated on January 5, 2011

If The World Could be Seen Through Cat Eyes

Wake up each day and cause havoc

Everything that is off limits is now your main focus

When you have done enough damage for the day it is time to rest and eat often as you can so you will have your strength and energy for next time

You never hold a grudge

What happened yesterday is over and today is a new day

You constantly test your limits

You are lovable and on the outside you look like a simple pleasure to be around

Just purring and often asleep in a quiet place

What you think is nothing what you imagined

The wonders never cease

There is no place you won't try to go

From finding a bureau draw that is way to small to try to stuff your body in

Going under the refridgerator until you get stuck

From under the bed to behind the bed where you can't get out

Each attempt to scratch your way through

From a closet door left open you climb immediately way in back out of sight

Under my feet until I step on you because I didn't see you

You let me know of your displeasure

I quick hiss or a claw in a few right places

You are mad

But soon that too will pass

Always doing what you want to do

Climbing higher at every chance you get

To get a different view of the world

Up all hours of the night

Turning a quiet , boring house into a Disney Land

If it's trying to get behind the flat screen t.v.

Walking on the computer key board or chewing on some wires that got in your way

You will find a way to look at life different not just today but every day



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    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      7 years ago

      Leni Sands Mad Max earned his name.I love the stories.Thank you so much.

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      Leni Sands 

      7 years ago from UK

      This is a lovely, funny story poem. My cat is called Max. Mad Max to be sure - he's a rescue cat and has own the house since he arrived 13 years ago. His first night he raced round the house like Speedy Gonzalos checking everywhere out, he ran so fast he bumped into everything unscathed and undeterred eventually curling up on the sofa after washing himself. That night he christian my bed!!!

      Great hub!

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      7 years ago

      Rhonda Waits I plan to video tape them next and you will be able to see them in action.Sometimes the written story is better and lets your imagination do the rest.I love your comments and remember to pamper those cats of yours.I am sure they will love you even more than before.They will show you by maybe tipping over their water like mine does.(lol)Have a purrfect day.

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      Rhonda Musch 

      7 years ago from The Emerald Coast

      Funny and hilarious but truly exciting. This sounds like my cats. What is a cat to do? Get on everything, including me and you. Great job DREAM ON.

      Your friend Rhonda.

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      7 years ago

      Kim Lynn There is something so special about them and yet so different in every cat I meet.They may be small but they can get in and around in a flash.So be careful where you go next because before you know it you will have a friend.Thanks for sharing .Do you have any cats yourself?What are they like?

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      Kim Lynn 

      7 years ago

      Funny and true! Cats do some very funny things. I enjoy their personalities.



    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      7 years ago

      Kirutaye I wonder how many things will fall and if they can withstand the cat test.Carrie450 Now that is a sight to see.All I can picture is all the cat food cans stacked as high as a tree.I only have two and they never stop their silly antics.Thanks for enjoying one of the many lives of a cat.

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      7 years ago from Winnipeg, Canada

      LMAO, this is so funny DREAM ON. My daughter has 5 cats, all males with unique personalities. It can be hilarious when they are all together. You come up with the most amazing hubs.

    • kirutaye profile image


      7 years ago from London, UK

      LOL. It seems it's a cat's world. Good job.


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