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Just For Kicks And Giggles #3

Updated on November 9, 2011

How Would Life Be Different

Abbey did you say something?Sometimes you talk way too much.I just tune you out because you make my head ache. Amanda I can't believe you haven't heard a word I said. I have been talking for the past ten minutes.Amanda now listen really close. I know it is hard for your little mind to comprehend. How would our lives be different if we married different people.Like who ?Like your friend I met at your bachelorette party.Remember?The pretty oriental woman.I don't remember her name.That was Traci. The one with the long black hair who wore sunglasses all the time.Who does that?Traci does that.I mean why would someone wear sunglasses all day and even at night.I bet you she sleeps with them on.I think they are perscription glasses.Are you serious.Traci works for herself she has her own day spa on Eastwood street.I haven't seen her in awhile she said she has been putting in a lot of hours business is booming.Maybe we will have to treat ourselves to a day at the spa.That sounds like a good idea.Amanda you know Traci is hot.She has a real petite body and I love her sexy outfits.Abbey thinking of sex again.Her husband is cute.He is always away on business trips.She maybe needs some love on her lonely nights.She is really shy.You know what they say about the quiet ones.I bet she is an animal in bed.What is it with her sparkly shoes? I don't know Abby.Don't you think she is kind of old to we wearing shoes like that.With her body she can wear anything she wants and get away with it.Abbey I wonder if a bingo game could be fixed.Seriously! I'm talking about sex and you killed the mood.You are just like your husband coming up with the craziest ideas Amanda.You two are made for each other.Is that what attracted you to him . I would of liked his cute butt.So what do you think ?The idea that a bingo game could be fixed?Just eat your pizza and let me fix my cards. You know I can't do two things at once.Pass the tape.I don't know where it is.You had it last.Oh here it is.I don't think there is enough tape on the roll.I will make it work. You always do.I thought tonight was going to be a big turn out with the big jackpot and all.It is still early.Some people come at the last minute.I know what that is like.Some people have friends that stick by each others side no matter what.Your absolutely right Amanda.Life is something else.Yah until someone else messes it up.With both ladies laughing it is too soon to see who is going to have the last laugh...Join me for anoher twist of revenge or passion.

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    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      femmeflashpoint Only a pot or two.Doesn't everybody drink that much.I think there is more in the coffee than what meets the eye.Something in that dark black bottomless cup.Thanx so much.I am having lots of fun writing.

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      femmeflashpoint 

      6 years ago

      Dream On - I always wonder how much coffee you sipped when you write these, lol.

      I enjoyed it!

    • DREAM ON profile imageAUTHOR

      DREAM ON 

      6 years ago

      Minnetonka Twin Thanx for reading and sharing a little more fun.

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      Linda Rogers 

      6 years ago from Minnesota

      I really enjoyed this and now have to go back to the first chapters. Nice writing :-)

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