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What's Next, Kosher Cat Food? This, I can endorse!
Welcome to the world of Kosher Kat – The World's Greatest Kosher Cat Food. Now your cat can live kosher, just like the families they live with. Sure, there are other kosher cat foods on the market, but none take the care, selection, supervision, or quality that Kosher Kat provides. We guarantee the ultimate in pet nutrition and health for cats. Healthy. Is that a bad thing?
Our cat foods - endorsed for use in a kosher home - guarantees you the ultimate in pet nutrition and nurturing. They're great for cats sensitive to food allergies and are highly recommended by veterinarians, national laboratories, and rabbis everywhere. That's right. We said rabbis. Where other kosher cat foods use USDA inspected and approved facilities, ours are also supervised by rabbis. Real ones. They make sure every ingredient used is prepared with the utmost in sanitation and strict kosher guidelines. What? You don't believe? Such a doubter I never saw.
Kosher Kats' food for cats is rich in essential Omega-3 and Omega-6 fatty acids, taurine, and probiotics, and; while being hormone free, with no unnecessary antibiotics or harmful artificial preservatives, not to mention low in ash. Choose from Chicken Heads in Gravy, Beef Bowel in Onion Sauce, Spleen and Hearts Supreme; Turkey Feet Fois Gras; and It's Not Pork, We Swear!
Using natural whole grains that are easily digestible and assimilated by your pet, our products promote bowel regularity. We choose animal protein from the cleanest source: kosher species. We never usezoo animals, road kill, or 4-D (dead, diseased, disabled, dying) livestock like some commercial cat foods, or more shockingly, euthanized dogs and cats included in some brands and perfectly legal. Blecch.
In fact, Kosher Kats' products are kosher for human use and consumption; therefore, kosher dishes and utensils can be used for preparation. Did you think we'd sneak in pork? We said it's kosher, you meshuggunah.
So step into the world of Kosher Kats, the finest cat food on earth. Your cat will feel better, you'll feel better, your rabbi will feel better. Mazel Tov!