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Lack Of Sumthin (limerick)

Updated on June 22, 2012

Man worries for his lack of hair

One wonders what goes on up there

What kindly brain-wave

Does still the hair crave

When fashion says shave your head bare




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    • Midnight Lights profile image

      Midnight Lights 

      6 years ago from USA

      Interesting. And just liked you on facebook.

    • MargaritaEden profile image


      6 years ago from Oregon

      You are good at making people laugh and smile! Love all of your limericks!

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      Terrye Toombs 

      6 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      I had to see what you were saying about that hunk of a guy, Vin. :) I can't wait for the next Pitch Black/Riddick movie to come out...and of course, the next 2Fast movie. :) Oh yeah, great limerick! :) Voted up and more.

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      6 years ago from usa

      I do see a lot of bald men and that man looks strong!

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 

      6 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      Wonderful and BALD, I mean BOLD!

    • LetitiaFT profile image


      6 years ago from Paris via California

      From what I've understood, balding comes from revved up levels of male hormones so no reason to fear. Hormonally, balding men (or men with high foreheads as the French called them in the 18th c.) are studs!

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      6 years ago

      I definitely voted up. That is cool.

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      Dana Strang 

      6 years ago from Ohio

      interesting thought in a funny little package :)

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      6 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      Funny, M!! So true though..... Voting up, and everything!

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      Patty Kenyon 

      6 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      LOL, That was funny!!!!

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      6 years ago

      What a funny and fun limmerick...ha, ha!!!

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      Suzette Walker 

      6 years ago from Taos, NM

      Funny as always! Bald is in.

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      Not Found 

      6 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      always witty and fun Mhatter

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      6 years ago from North Carolina

      I saw the photo and had to check it out. This is very funny!

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      John Sarkis 

      6 years ago from Los Angeles, CA

      Great hub Mhatter99. I tell everyone that I'm really not bald. The problem is that my hair needs direction, because, it grows all over my body except on the top of my head...LOL

      Voted up on this great and cute limerick


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      Martin Kloess 

      6 years ago from San Francisco

      I do have a book of 100 of my over 500 limericks

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I think it's time for a limerick book; you could become the new wave of the Kindle market.

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      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Always was a fan of Yul Brynner, myself. Great limerick! Voted up

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      6 years ago

      I always fancied men with no hair. Not sure about the boy in the picture though ;)

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      Audrey Howitt 

      6 years ago from California

      So much fun!

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      Gulf Coast Sun 

      6 years ago from Gulf of Mexico

      Great limerick, great pix, cute thoughts. Thumbs up :)

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I see that bald is in. I love hair but not on the chin.. I love all of your limericks..

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      Girish puri 

      6 years ago from NCR , INDIA

      an excellent piece of poetry, voted up

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Bald has been the rage for a while now.

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      6 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      Aweee, Vin! What a lovely sumthin! =) Love it.

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      Not Found 

      6 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      i like all! thumbs up!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Like Vin and like the giggle.

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      6 years ago from Peru, South America

      As always, fun and pithy. He does lack a little sumthin sumthin!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one and so true. Actually some men look great bald but silly with hair.

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      Chris Hugh 

      6 years ago

      Vin Diesel is so freaking awesome. Pitch Black is one of the best movies I've ever seen.


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