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Lady And The Tramp

Updated on October 23, 2013

Lady And The Tramp

I was hangin’ around the hydrant,

With my nose to the ground,

Sniffin’ out what other dawgs,

Might be hangin’ around.


It was there that I met her.

She was prettier than an Irish Setter,

And anything she wanted to do,

I was gonna let her.


Now I know I’m just a Tramp,

Perhaps mostly a Golden Deceiver.

She was the pure bred Lady,

Or that’s how most would receive her.


She had elegance, grace, and beauty,

To inspire a poet to write a sonnet.

She had a certain je ne se qua,

I just couldn’t quite put my nose on it.


I got in a little closer,

To get a whiff of her pedigree,

When all of a sudden,

She spun and snarled at me.


She was growling and howling,

All over the place.

Then she back-pawed,

Some gravel and dirt in my face.


I could have been man’s best friend,

For all she ever knew.

But alas, this Tramp to this Lady,

Could only be Pepe Le Pew.


It was in the dog days of summer,

When the Lady took me down a peg.

For when she urinated upon me,

She clearly lifted her leg.



~Micky Dee~




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      5 years ago

      This was so much fun! I love re-imaginings of children's movies. Very funny.

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      5 years ago

      Enjoyed this, liked the idea and the rhyme, very cute indeed. Oh, and I forgot ...funny. Thanks for making me smile. You did good!

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      Cathy Nerujen 

      5 years ago from Edge of Reality and Known Space

      Okay this is just funny as heck. I was all a flutter until the last part and the cocking of the leg bit. I was like - "what the ...?"

      Micky this made me smile. And your deadpan poetic delivery and steadfast rhythm bounces it along nicely. Sheer bliss reading you always. And very entertaining. Have a sweet day.

      PS, the dog photo meditating at the end is funny. He should have an iPod in a paw listening to music. :)

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      Dim Flaxenwick 

      5 years ago from Great Britain

      What a chuckle

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 

      5 years ago from Reno NV

      Thank you for an afternoon laugh. Jamie

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      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Lol. Very creative, and very humorous.

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      5 years ago from North Carolina

      Hilarious! V++


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      5 years ago from Liverpool.U.K

      Hello Micky That was my cassie ! My very Peaceful Boxer Boy! All the Bourgeoisie female dogs are just so mean to him, and I've run completely out of anti-urine shampoo. Anyway st.....ff them! I've just booked him into a Marxist pound where he can work on regaining his self confidence and purging all those violaters of Dog manners....

      very best from me and cass. from jandee

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      Pamela Kinnaird W 

      5 years ago from Maui and Arizona

      Very fun kind of verses. My kind. Love it.

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      5 years ago from New York State

      I like it


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