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Lady And The Tramp

Updated on October 23, 2013

Lady And The Tramp


I was hangin’ around the hydrant,

With my nose to the ground,

Sniffin’ out what other dawgs,

Might be hangin’ around.

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It was there that I met her.

She was prettier than an Irish Setter,

And anything she wanted to do,

I was gonna let her.

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Now I know I’m just a Tramp,

Perhaps mostly a Golden Deceiver.

She was the pure bred Lady,

Or that’s how most would receive her.

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She had elegance, grace, and beauty,

To inspire a poet to write a sonnet.

She had a certain je ne se qua,

I just couldn’t quite put my nose on it.

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I got in a little closer,

To get a whiff of her pedigree,

When all of a sudden,

She spun and snarled at me.

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She was growling and howling,

All over the place.

Then she back-pawed,

Some gravel and dirt in my face.

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I could have been man’s best friend,

For all she ever knew.

But alas, this Tramp to this Lady,

Could only be Pepe Le Pew.

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It was in the dog days of summer,

When the Lady took me down a peg.

For when she urinated upon me,

She clearly lifted her leg.

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~Micky Dee~

10-22-13

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      vietnamvet68 3 years ago from New York State

      I like it

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      Pamela Kinnaird W 3 years ago from Maui and Arizona

      Very fun kind of verses. My kind. Love it.

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      jandee 3 years ago from Liverpool.U.K

      Hello Micky That was my cassie ! My very Peaceful Boxer Boy! All the Bourgeoisie female dogs are just so mean to him, and I've run completely out of anti-urine shampoo. Anyway st.....ff them! I've just booked him into a Marxist pound where he can work on regaining his self confidence and purging all those violaters of Dog manners....

      very best from me and cass. from jandee

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      ocfireflies 3 years ago from North Carolina

      Hilarious! V++

      Kim

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      Wayne Barrett 3 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Lol. Very creative, and very humorous.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

      Thank you for an afternoon laugh. Jamie

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      Dim Flaxenwick 3 years ago from Great Britain

      What a chuckle

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      Cathy Nerujen 3 years ago from Edge of Reality and Known Space

      Okay this is just funny as heck. I was all a flutter until the last part and the cocking of the leg bit. I was like - "what the ...?"

      Micky this made me smile. And your deadpan poetic delivery and steadfast rhythm bounces it along nicely. Sheer bliss reading you always. And very entertaining. Have a sweet day.

      PS, the dog photo meditating at the end is funny. He should have an iPod in a paw listening to music. :)

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      bluebird 3 years ago

      Enjoyed this, liked the idea and the rhyme, very cute indeed. Oh, and I forgot ...funny. Thanks for making me smile. You did good!

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      kylesanderson 3 years ago

      This was so much fun! I love re-imaginings of children's movies. Very funny.

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