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Lame Limericks

Updated on July 2, 2015

Lame Limericks


Despite her good looks and charms

and evenings full of empty arms;

she’d rather complain

of her aches and pain,

and summers surveying farms!


Now the summer finally came,

when despite being lame

a young buck saw her virtues,

and would all her hugs choose,

but she didn’t feel his flame.


When out in the garage

He offered a massage,

“a full body, head to toe.”

she felt she couldn’t say “No.”

Her aches and pains he discharged.


Now her looks and sweet charms

Are filling his strong arms.

Her aches and pains seem away.

His farm her place now to stay,

complaining of the kids' swarms.

A boy and five girls....so far!

Fast food for life on the farm before harvest time.
Fast food for life on the farm before harvest time. | Source

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      Demas W Jasper 23 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Hoping you enjoyed another love story in limrick phrasing.

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      Dana Tate 23 months ago from LOS ANGELES

      This was very nice.

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      Demas W Jasper 23 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Dana Tate - I sure am glad you enjoyed this one. Have a Happy 4th of July! Perhaps all the fireworks will bring on the rain?

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      Dora Isaac Weithers 23 months ago from The Caribbean

      From pain to pleasure! A great story in poetry.

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      Demas W Jasper 23 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      MsDora - Thanks and I hope you are enjoying summer. Not too hot?

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      Deb Hirt 23 months ago from Stillwater, OK

      You did quite a story in rhyme. Nice work!

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      Demas W Jasper 23 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Flying over you tomorrow to IL and IA. Thanks for your comment and friendship.

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      Kate McBride 21 months ago from Donegal Ireland

      I like the second last one best Demas. They are not lame at all but likeable.

      Kate

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      Demas W Jasper 21 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Kate - We are not lame at all, and hopefully likeable, too! Are you on your laptop now? Only one "d" in your comment, so I'm not sure. ;-D

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