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Late Again (limerick)

Updated on June 6, 2015

If ever this man had a date

You can bet your life he’ll be late

He always was scoffin’

At schedules he’s offin’

And that’s why his coffin lacks weight


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      The Examiner-1 2 years ago

      How whimsical to be worrying about being late from a coffin. I voted up, shared and pinned it.


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      Shauna L Bowling 2 years ago from Central Florida

      This made me chuckle. Does that make me twisted?