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Prank Call Your Friends as Chuck Norris, Judge Judy, or Dr. Phil.. with Soundboards!

Updated on August 23, 2012
Chuck Norris.. calling for you!
Chuck Norris.. calling for you! | Source
Judge Judy
Judge Judy | Source

Discover the Fun of Soundboards!

It was 2:00 p.m. on a typical summer afternoon when my son Brent received his first curious phone call from the one and only Chuck Norris.

Brent: Hello.

Chuck Norris: Hello. This is Chuck Norris. What are you doing?

Brent: Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris: Yes. This is Chuck Norris. Did you sign for a package?

Brent: What package? Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris: Yes. I need to see your log book. I need to see everyone who had access to the arena in the last 24 hours.

Brent: What are you talking about?

Chuck Norris: What's your name son?

Brent: Uh.. Brent.. What's this about?

Chuck Norris: No more questions. Did you steal two kilos of cocaine?

Brent: No, I think you have the wrong number.

Chuck Norris: Sit tight and don't let anyone come in. Have a bananna. You are under arrest.

Brent: Oh, ok Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris: Listen punk. I will blow your head off.

Click.. Brent peeks outside carefully through the venitian blinds.

Though he was terrified, he felt honored that Chuck Norris took time from his busy day to call him. After 2 long days of trying to contain the giggles, I let him in on my little secret. The phone call was actually a prank I played on him with the use of a free internet soundboard.

Soundboards are available all over the internet and feature many celebrities, commedians, and "stereotypical" callers such as loud New Jersey ladies and rough southern fellows. Some outstanding sound boards are available for Judge Judy, Michael Jackson, Beavis and Butthead, and Chris Rock.

Some Soundboard Snippets:

Dr. Phil

"This is Dr. Phil. I want you to get excited about your life."

"What were you thinking?"

"Do you resent your children?"

"That's a load of crap!"

Judge Judy

"This is MY house. As long as you are in My house, you will follow MY rules."

"I am speaking, unless I look at you for an answer.. DO NOT SPEAK, do we understand each other?"

"That is bologna, it doesn't make sense.."

Other Great Prank Call Ideas:

  • Call the house of someone you don't like when you know his or her significant other will be home. Explain to this person that you work at the local video store and _______ (fill in name) has significant late charges on the movies he did not return, Deliverance, Hot Swim Suit Babes, get creative!

  • Tell telemarketers that you are really excited about their offer to buy the timeshare because you only have 6 months left to live and you could really live it up in one of their condos. They will take you off the calling list.

  • If you answer a phone at work, write a "message" to notify a male coworker to call "a number" and ask for Bruce regarding a large pipe. Place the number of gay bar on the message.


The possibilites are endless. If you are looking for some good clean fun, prank call your friends, family, neighbors, and coworkers. For extra fun, keep a recorder handy to so you can relive the fun over and over.


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    • Kasman profile image


      6 years ago from Bartlett, Tennessee

      I was laughing pretty much all the way down the page! The chuck Norris one is especially good. I remember prank calling people with the Arnold Schwarzenegger one years ago. It caused so many people to be ticked, but they didn't know who did it. Doing this from a work phone is even worse. Loved the page Tammy, voting up, sharing!

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      Rain Defence 

      6 years ago from UK

      Arnie soundboards are of course awesome too. You're not going to get away with it for long as his voice is so recognisable, but hey it's fun trying.

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      6 years ago from North Carolina

      Thanks Iamaudraleigh. This is really fun to do to someone who would never expect it. :)

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      6 years ago

      Very, very funny :)

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      Glad you enjoyed it Feenix. It is a great way to have some fun. :)

    • feenix profile image


      7 years ago

      Hello, Tammy,

      I just happened upon this hub and I'm glad I did, because I really did enjoy reading it.

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      Thanks Mr. P! I appreciate the heads up.

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      Victoria, if you dial *67, the call will show up annoymously. Have fun!! Thanks for reading.

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      I am glad it gave you a chuckle CClitgirl. I have the most fun making these calls. Imagine Dr. Phil calling to tell you he wants you to get excited about your life. Thanks for reading!

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      Demas W Jasper 

      7 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Watch out for the Norris copyright patrol. They can be very fussy and possessive.

    • Victoria Lynn profile image

      Victoria Lynn 

      7 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      Funny and many other votes, Tammy! hahaha. What about caller ID, though! I love this. So funny!

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      Cynthia Calhoun 

      7 years ago from Western NC

      Oh my goodness! This hub made me laugh out loud! I had no idea there was such a thing as "soundboards." Wow! I immediately thought of family members that I could prank call with Dr. Phil. Hehehe. I loved this!! Voted up and SHARED.

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      Thanks Robin. Telemarketers aren't so bad as they were before the recession. In the late 90's it seemed that they called every five minutes. It could be also because of the do not call list that really ended many calls. Anyone who messes with dinner time is taking a risk. :) Thanks for your visit!

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      Thank you Curiad!

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      Thanks pedrn44. You can have fun by telling them you are so glad they called. You have been dying to talk to someone about.. (hemmorhoids, personal problems...)etc. It is fun!

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      Thanks Cloverleaf! I don't deal with telemarketers. They stopped calling me when I let my teenage sons have the phone. I told them to have fun. Now they get to talk to my two year old. :) Thanks for reading!

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      Robin Oatley 

      7 years ago

      These are hilarious! And don't we all hate telemarketers? I guess they are just doing their jobs, but their calls are just so annoying..

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      7 years ago

      Laughs, this is great Tammy!

      Voted up.

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      7 years ago from Greenfield, Wisconsin

      This was fun to read! Annoying a telemarketer would be great...I'll have to look into this.

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      Susan Zutautas 

      7 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      I'll have to remember telling the telemarketer that I only have six months to live. That's a great one! Many times I'll just set the phone down when they call while they are in the middle of their spiel, leave it for about 20 minutes and they always hang up.

      Fun Hub, thanks for the laughs.

    • Cloverleaf profile image


      7 years ago from Calgary, AB, Canada

      This is sooo funny! You've given me some naughty ideas here, Tammy. I can see how annoying telemarketers would be a lot of fun...

      Voted up and sharing!

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      Hahaha! Makes you wonder how many calls tech support people get and what they are like. I have a lot of fun with annoying telemarketers. I always hand my toddler the phone and let her talk to them. Very funny.. I'll Be Back...:)

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      Shawn Scarborough 

      7 years ago from The Lone Star State

      Very funny hub, thanks for sharing this. This reminds me of one I heard a few years back where this guy would call Dell tech support and only play Arnold Schwarzenegger clips when they asked him a question.

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      Thank you Maria,

      It is so much fun! I am a big fan of Judge Judy's style. I like people who are no nonsense. I am sure he meant that as a compliment. I appreciate your visit!

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      Maria Jordan 

      7 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      Dear tammy,

      LOVE this and your wicked sense of humor! Reminds me of an old favorite TV show from the 90s 'Crank Yankers'...

      Voted UP & FAB... excuse me, I have a call to make!

      Hugs, Judge Judy (I have been referred to as a natural for her by the old man!)

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      I hope you try it. It is so much fun. You could pick one victim and bombard them with many celebrity calls in one night. It is a hoot! Thank you for taking the time to read and comment!

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      Linda Bilyeu 

      7 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hahaha! How did this hub get by me?! It's funtastic, I know what I'm doing tonight!:))

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      Thanks Alocsin,

      It is really fun to prank your boss too. That would be a great way to have fun at work! Thanks for reading!

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      Aurelio Locsin 

      7 years ago from Orange County, CA

      This sounds fun. I'll look this up. Voting this Up and Useful.

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      Hi Patricia! I have a juvenille sense of humor and I find these things hilarious too. It is funny when people don't set out to make others cry.. Thank you for stopping by and leaving a nice comment.

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      7 years ago

      I know a few people that have done something similar. It was hilarious. Thanks for sharing the humor.

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      I hope it goes well for you Nell and it is fun for everyone!

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      Nell Rose 

      7 years ago from England

      Hi, this is a fun idea! I will have to figure it out then call my son! lol! thanks!

    • tammyswallow profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      Thanks for reading it Kristen. It is so much fun to do this. People get so shocked when a celebrity calls to insult them. I appreciate the comment.

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      Kristen Haynie 

      7 years ago from Modesto, CA

      This is really funny! Gives me some awesome ideas...


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