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Lesson – Read Carefully (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

I wondered what now I would do

When my wife told me she was through

This poor loathsome sinner

Had cooked meal to win her

Now from her my dinner did spew


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      Devika Primić 

      5 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Brilliantly mentioned in such a few lines cooking needs improvement

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      maybe call for delivery next time!

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      You have to use administer poison in smaller doses or it will never stay down. ;-)

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      Ruchira 

      5 years ago from United States

      Haha...maybe take out next time ;)

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      Chinese sounds good, yes? lol..

      love ya, M..

      voting/sharing

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Bad cook? sorry.....

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      Suzette Walker 

      5 years ago from Taos, NM

      Oh how funny! A guy just can't do anything right, huh? I love your limericks!

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...being she brought the " subject " back up ...can we vote on it ? as to the quality vs quantity ?

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Never look into a cooking pot.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Next time, as cook, if you don't want to view the worst,

      Just make sure that you unwrap all the victuals first.

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Back to the drawing board.

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      Joanne M Olivieri 

      5 years ago

      From now on, take out! :) As usual, I love it!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      No more cooking? Lol.. hey sweet friend.. I am refreshed.. nice to see you

      blessings

      Deb

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Take out might be the solution. LOL

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      She needs to mind her manners!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Oh Mhatter.... did you do it deliberately, so you wouldn't have to repeat the experience? I mean the cooking, of course :).

      Nice one.

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      Maybe you should have sent flowers instead!

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Oh boy, great laughs.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      That didn't go down very well LOL:-))

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