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Let Us Bow Our Heads (limerick)

Updated on June 8, 2013

My wife kept me good Christian guy

Whenever a new meal she’d try

Before we would share

What stomachs would bear

I’d offer a prayer of goodbye


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      At least you have made it thus far.

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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      LOL! Someone once told me that was more or less a reason to pray over food . . .but, we were eating out somewhere.

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      Susan Haze 4 years ago from Sunny Florida

      Wonderful reason to pray. I also loved that episode of Big Bang.

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      dreamseeker2 4 years ago

      So cute, Mhatter99! : ) I love that episode of Sheldon with his! Good one! Voted up!!

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...awaiting the " last supper " I presume ? loved the " limey "

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Not a good cook, huh? Hilarious poem!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Martin, I'm pretty sure you will pay for this, one way or another :).

      Great stuff!...nicely done.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Guess she's not very adept at cooking, huh?

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      The food that your wife cooks for you may have a great deal of appeal,

      But you would be wise to check ingredients before every meal.

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      Jose Velasquez 4 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      See if she ever cooks you another meal again. LOL

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Very funny :-) I hope my husband doesn't pray to often when I cook something new ;-)

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Hah! Now that's funny! Thank you Jesus, for this ham and cheesis! : o

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Great fun.

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      LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      A man must have written this limerick!! LOL, MH...... You are a pro! Voting up and everything... :)

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      Tijani Achamlal 4 years ago from Morocco

      Maybe she had the same prayer.How knows ? For most of history, Anonymous was a woman:)You cant pin down what a woman think of!

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Wow, how many men are yellin' AMEN!? Too funny!

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      Madeleine Salin 4 years ago from Finland

      I hope you survived this time. LOL!

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      Good reason to say the blessing, I'd say!!! :) LOL

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      Sunny River 4 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

      LOL! That's awesome! Hilarious! And I LOVE the BBT pic! That just made my night! :D

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Not that good a cook I take it. :)

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lol! I wonder if she's read this.Very funny!