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"Let's Go On a Date" by Eric Wayne Flynn

Updated on October 30, 2013
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"Let's go On a Date"

Get ready.

Shit, shower and shave

Put on your favorite mask, I'll put on mine

Why do we put them on anyways, it's just a waste of time

Spruce up this pig, I put on my best clothes

My, your hair looks nice done up with ribbons and bows

Hop in my chariot, for I've made us reservations

Can't wait to filter through this bullshit we will call a conversation

Enter m'lady for i am a gentleman, you look de'lovely

Time to loosen up, let me order us some bubbly

Study up, bury your head, peek out to see things on my side

Dancing in and out, smiling, perhaps our culinary choices coincide

You'll order chicken, I'll stare at your breasts and thighs, we'll laugh

I'd rather you order the rump roast...so that i can stare at your ass

Face to face in this duel, we interrogate each others representative

Face to face in this duel, all questions asked are fake and tentative

Calculating the next move, now, how to close this deal

"Oh look they have mints" so nice for the end of our meal

Welp, seems my portfolio doesn't check out... no romance without finance

That's fine, money and love shouldn't mix, that's always been my stance

Pitted against each other due to societies standards, we really didn't even talk

Next time i go out on a date, I'm just going to take her for a walk




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      Eric Wayne Flynn 3 years ago from Providence, Rhode Island

      Thanks for the compliment "idig". I'm glad I appeal to you. Even though your a damned robot advertisement.

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      idigwebsites 3 years ago from United States

      Your way with words is just appealing. Exceptional poem! Thanks for sharing :)