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Limerick - Corny

Updated on August 7, 2014
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Demas finds limericks a challenge and has crafted a few that even have chuckles. Of the bunch you can choose from he offers these:

Judge not a book by its cover, or even its first chapter!

Not just looks, but actions also can be deceiving.
Not just looks, but actions also can be deceiving. | Source


Some things in life are sure corny,

Like guys who claim to be horny.

If the truth should be told,

They're incredibly bold,

But find real relations quite thorny.


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© 2012 Demas W. Jasper All rights reserved.

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      Deborah 4 years ago from Las Vegas

      Too Funny! Voted up and interesting and funny...

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      Mark G Weller 4 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      Great Limerick!

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      flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

      You made me laugh!

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      Patty Kenyon 4 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      LOL...Too Funny!!!! Voted Up and Funny!!! Great Job!!!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      lol Reminded me of the words from a song - I'm as corny as Kansas in August. lol

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      Demas W Jasper 4 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Somehow I get the feeling this should go with the Hubber's Hub on gals looking sexy or skanky!

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      Genna East 4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Thank you for my laughter and delight! :-)

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      eHealer, Curiad, flashmakeit, Patty Kenyon, Gypsy Rose Lee, Genna East - It's been some time, and many limericks later, since this one brought you a chuckle or two. Now it's time to check and see what you have been up to lately.

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