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Limerick - There Once Was A Gal From New York City

Updated on June 02, 2014
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Demas finds limericks a challenge and has crafted a few that even have chuckles. Of the bunch you can choose from he offers these:

MIsery loves company even in the "Queen of Cities".

Pets to pet, or none to pet., My Pet?
Pets to pet, or none to pet., My Pet? | Source

What makes thee so sad, Fair Maid?


There once was a gal from New York City

Noted for the fact that she’s so pretty.

I wondered why,

I saw her cry.

Her apartment allows her no kitty.


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© 2012 Demas W. Jasper All rights reserved.

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      A.E. Williams 4 years ago from Hampton, GA

      Very interesting lol. She cries because she wants a kitty or sad because she's lonely and needs a kitty? I guess the interpretation is up for grabs. It was fun reading that, Perspycacious. Always a pleasure,

      -Aubrey.

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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      If you discovered how I sign my limericks you'll see how difficult this can be

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      lol That would make me cry too.

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      Demas W Jasper 4 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      To Limerick Lovers everywhere, here is a challenge: the first line of your Limerick, should you choose to write one, is

      "There once was a gent from Xanadu"

      Now see what you can come up with!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      A very good limerick!

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      Sueswan 4 years ago

      Hi Perspycacious

      So sad that they won't let her have a kitty. I have never written a limerick. I am going to see what I can do.

      Voted up and awesome.

      Take care :)

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      IAmForbidden 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      heheheh so cute! Nice one!

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      snowdrops 4 years ago from The Second Star to the Right

      lol, nice limerick! love it :)

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      CrazedNovelist - I'm trying to keep the pleasure coming, so enjoy.

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Sueswan - Please refer me to a limerick that came out of this one. Did you attempt the challenge?

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      unknown spy - Thanks for the read some years back. Are you still an "unknown"? Certainly not while here on HP.

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      snowdrops - Here's hoping you still love a good limerick from time to time.

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Mhatter99, CrazedNovelist , Sueswan, unknown spy, snowdrops -It's been a while, since I last made you smile, and perhaps you're not even around. (It's true that Hubs do abound. ) I've created more of these, your laughter to tease. So I'll see what you've written, my conscience justly smitten, as to why you've read no more of these.

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