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Limerick - There Once Was A Girl From Cincinnati

Updated on June 2, 2014
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Demas finds limericks a challenge and has crafted a few that even have chuckles. Of the bunch you can choose from he offers these/

There is always an alternative!

As to what he could adore, he answered her that "Nothing would please me more."
As to what he could adore, he answered her that "Nothing would please me more." | Source

Some choices don't cost a cent!

There once was a girl from Cincinnati.

Her “taste” in clothes was always ratty.

She then married a friend

Who had money to spend.

But her clothes choices still drive him batty.


© 2012 Demas W. Jasper All rights reserved.


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    • Perspycacious profile image

      Demas W Jasper 3 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Gypsy Rose Lee - My wife conversed with her at LAX during that phase (Cindy's that is.)

      Baby fingers

      baby toes

      it's what's in between

      that counts, I suppose.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Thanks for putting a smile on my face and reminding me of when I used to go around dressed up like an imitation of Cyndi Lauper during her pink hair days. lol

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      Judy Specht 5 years ago from California

      Good grief you've got me thinking in Limericks.

      Baby fingers

      baby toes

      where the rest of this goes

      no one knows

      Been laughing regularly because of the silliness. Thanks so much.

      Voted up and awesome

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      Farhat 5 years ago from Delhi

      The girl of sincinnaty, who made her man batty with her clothes ratty ' made me laugh hard for truely being witty!

      commendable limerick!

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      sweethearts2 5 years ago from Northwest Indiana

      You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl.

      Enjoyable limerick.

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      Perfect! It is so good that someone else can write a real limerick. thank you, thank you, thank you.

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      Dana Strang 5 years ago from Ohio

      adorable! anf fun to read.

      reminds me of the many saying such as "you can paint a turd, but it's still a turd"!