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Limerick - Tips
Branches of the same tree....
I once was a carefree lad,
taking tips galore from my dad.
But if I'd had a brother
he'd have listened to our mother,
I'd have warned him to do so, or be sad.
For everything there is a time and a season....
One startling thing I've learned
from countless loves that were spurned:
when the chick is real hot,
you'd best touch her not,
or you're the one that gets burned!
The Sneaky Limerick
I love a sneaky limerick.
It tickles my moving tongue.
It hides the crucial stick,
Then taps you with some fun.
You and Limericks
How are you connected to limericks?
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