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Long Gone (limerick)

Updated on June 30, 2013

It is over, if I must say.

Think it over, but choose today!

Feel around up there.

You are missing hair.

Cut it off, or buy a toupee!

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      Jaye Denman 3 years ago from Deep South, USA

      Funny verse and absolutely perfect photo! Love it. I can think of a few men I'd like to tell the same thing. (And I wish someone who knows Donald Trump would clue him in, too. Maybe you should send him a link to this hub!)

      Voted Up and FUNNY...

      Jaye

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      Martin Kloess 3 years ago from San Francisco

      Great work! My limericks contain my signature. As a fellow limerick writer, see if you can figure it out.

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      Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Thanks Martin, I decided to try limericks because of yours.

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      Cat 3 years ago from New York

      Man of Strength,

      Ha ha ha! I can recognize the picture and I couldn't agree more! Though I'd just assume see them shave it off... I'm not sure they've mastered the toupee yet! :D

      I tried sending that again... check your Gmail!

      Up and others ~ Sharing too!

      Cat

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      Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Thanks, glad you enjoyed it. I saw a guy on Saturday and he was the motivation behind this. The man looked ridiculous.

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      MizBejabbers 3 years ago

      That is funny. yep, I think I have it figured out. Donald Trump should make yearly hair donations for toupees -- or maybe not.

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      rose-the planner 3 years ago from Toronto, Ontario-Canada

      Lol, lol, lol............I totally get this. I see this all the time. Thanks for sharing. (Voted Up). -Rose

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      Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      You're welcome, comb over guy is always funny.

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      Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Hi, Donal Trump is the oster child for bad hair.

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      W1totalk 3 years ago

      I miss my hair man.

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      Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      I'm not bald but I'm graying by the day.

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      Tijani Achamlal 3 years ago from Morocco

      Funny but hey I am not bald ,I just like it short lol

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      Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Yes, I'm not balding, just graying a little.

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      epigramman 3 years ago

      ...well I needed a laugh just now, believe me , and you were the tonic , the cure, my friend, thank you for making the limerick an art form and making me laugh too.

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      Colin

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      Man of Strength 3 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      You're welcome. I plan to keep the funnies coming.

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