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Lou Dobbs is an Illegal Alien and is Being Deported!!

Updated on November 25, 2009
Lou Dobbs aka Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez
Lou Dobbs aka Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez

Hot news update: Dobbs Deported!!

WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.

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    • Ralph Deeds profile imageAUTHOR

      Ralph Deeds 

      8 years ago from Birmingham, Michigan

    • Ralph Deeds profile imageAUTHOR

      Ralph Deeds 

      8 years ago from Birmingham, Michigan

      Ha. Tnx. for your comment.

    • MFB III profile image

      MFB III 

      8 years ago from United States

      I hope he doesn't get sick in the INS holding cells, they Don't give illegal immigants health care, he could wind up as Lou Gobbs hacking up fatal secretions of Pneumonia, of Course if he gets the swine Flu, they would never know it because he has always looked a litty piggish weight wise. Fun hub Ralph.~~~MFB III

    • Ralph Deeds profile imageAUTHOR

      Ralph Deeds 

      8 years ago from Birmingham, Michigan

      Dobbs for Senate? For President? You gotta be kidding!!

    • Beata Stasak profile image

      Beata Stasak 

      8 years ago from Western Australia

      Irony is a salt of life, you are right sometimes there is nothing else to do..just laugh. Thank you for visiting my hub and leaving your kind comment. I don't really deserve it. All the best from Beata

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      blue dog 

      8 years ago from texas hill country

      very clever, ralph! if only the last part of the hub title were true.

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      benny Faye Douglass 

      8 years ago from Gold Canyon, Arizona

      Thank you for a great hub, I applaud you. blessings to you, creativeone59

    • JamesBenjaminJrMD profile image

      JamesBenjaminJrMD 

      8 years ago from USA

      Ralph that was funny! Thanks for hooking us up! James.

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      ColdWarBaby 

      8 years ago

      A pinch of laughter in the recipe makes the dish more palatable.

      Thanks Ralph.

    • Ralph Deeds profile imageAUTHOR

      Ralph Deeds 

      8 years ago from Birmingham, Michigan

      I missed the item on the water on the moon. I'll keep an eye open for it. Good to hear from you.

    • JAMESBIGDOGG5535 profile image

      JAMESBIGDOGG5535 

      8 years ago

      HEY RALPH,

      I HAVEN'T BEEN WRITING LATELY. I GUESS I'LL START BACK SOON. I'M KEEPING UP ON WHAT YOU'RE DOING THOUGH. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. OH, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT,' THE FIND OF WATER ON THE MOON'?

      JIM WILLIAMS

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      Hi-Jinks 

      8 years ago from Wisconsin

      Wisconsin's own The Onion, the great leveler.

    • A.J. Frank profile image

      A.J. Frank 

      8 years ago from Rochester

      Terrific...

      Made my day!

    • Arthur F. Temple profile image

      Arthur F. Temple 

      8 years ago from Brooklyn NY USA

      Love it

    • Ralph Deeds profile imageAUTHOR

      Ralph Deeds 

      8 years ago from Birmingham, Michigan

      Thanks for all the comments. I don't deserve any credit for the humor. That goes to The Onion.

      IDunn, especially good to hear from you!

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      Cristopher Chasse 

      8 years ago from Boston

      Great picture!

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      Iðunn 

      8 years ago

      lol ralph!

    • eovery profile image

      eovery 

      8 years ago from MIddle of the Boondocks of Iowa

      Good laugh in deed. At first I was thinking "What?" You got me here.

      Keep on Hubbing!

    • Hi-Jinks profile image

      Hi-Jinks 

      8 years ago from Wisconsin

      I love it, poetic justice. Next Russ and Beck, one can only hope.

    • Ralph Deeds profile imageAUTHOR

      Ralph Deeds 

      8 years ago from Birmingham, Michigan

      Tnx for the comment. I thought it was pretty funny and that we need a little more humor here on HubPages.

    • breakfastpop profile image

      breakfastpop 

      8 years ago

      Wow, who knew. Where in the world did you find this photo? Very funny. I needed the laugh...

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