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Love Cruise Safety (limerick)

Updated on February 20, 2013

On cruise ship I fell overboard

Please save him my dear wife implored

It wasn’t so funny

To dunk her honey

When I was where money was stored


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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Now this is a work of art.

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      That's one way of curing a gold digger from being a gold digger!

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      Chris Mills 5 years ago from Missoula, Montana at least until March 2018

      So the message is that I should always have more money on me than the woman I am with? Very funny Martin. Thanks.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 5 years ago from Nepal

      Who wants that kind of woman? LOL

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Oh what a gem;so snappy and clever.


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Quick the life preserver.

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      I agree with Genna, that makes three of us that got a kick out of this......Hee.

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      Genna East 5 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      I have to agree with Breakfastpop. "Ooops!" Lol. You see, it's all in the planning. Thanks for my laughter. :-)

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      Ooops! Bring him up!!

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      kjforce 5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...Cool...I myself have been on 4 cruises..widowed 3...going on another one this summer/ with our Golfing it might be " FORE "......

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      So hubby had the money?

      What a curse!

      Next time dear wifey

      Should carry a purse.

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      She wants to dig out the money and throw him overboard again!

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      Oopsey on that one! LOL