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Magic Cane For Pain (limerick)

Updated on June 9, 2013

To help ease her back of some pain

Wife’s friends taught her how to use cane

So when pain came back

Her peace to attack

She’d use cane to whack me on brain


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      Ruby Jean Richert 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Another funny one..LOL

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Oh, my. Was she blaming you for the pain, or using it for corrective measures?

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      That was a wonderfully funny poem!

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      I really needed this laugh, Up and funny!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Never trust anyone with a cane. lol

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      Ouch! That knocking sense into one's head is painful no doubt! : )

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      Deonne Anderson 4 years ago from Florence, SC

      Very witty stuff! It made me smile. Wonder if it's my true nature to be a violent woman?

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      Jackie Lynnley 4 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Sounds like a good wife to me, especially with friends like those, lol.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      It must be painful when with her cane, your head she bops.

      But just think, Martin, how great it feels when she stops.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida


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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Sounds like whack-a-mole come to life! Every limerick you write is hilarious...I don't know how you do it, but I hope you keep doing it.

      Voted up, funny, and awesome.

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Very funny but slightly violent :-)

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      travmaj 4 years ago from australia

      Oh no - but if it stops the pain, take the cane(ing)

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      A great chuckle.

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      Angelo52 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Amusing use of words. Cane on the brain will get you out of bugging the women rather quickly I would imagine. Head for them hills! :)

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Now there's a limerick; violent... but oddly funny :D

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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      Oh, ouch. Best not to be a pain in the back of a woman's ass!

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      deergha 4 years ago from ...... a place beyond now and beyond here !!!

      Ohhhh.....LOL.....i will follow RQ best wishes tooo. shared and votes +++++++++++++

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Hard-hats required here, methinks Mhatter99 lol!.And she looks as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, as well.Very amusing!

      All the best,


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      What thoughtful friends. LOL