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Magic Moments To Die For (limerick)

Updated on November 12, 2012

How magic the moments we spent

When on the lake swimming we went

It was so sweet

To help retain heat

You tucked my feet in cement


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      Claudia Mitchell 

      6 years ago

      This was a really good one!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Thanks for the much needed laugh.

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      6 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      you crack me up! Thanks for the good laugh.

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      b. Malin 

      6 years ago

      I needed a GOOD Laugh today, thanks "Mhatter" for providing it!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHaHaHa, can't stop LOL. one of your best. I gotta quit reading after Leslie, she cracks me up too. Hee..

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      Karen Silverman 

      6 years ago

      OMG...'Tucked" said 'tucked'

      had to check twice, M!

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      6 years ago from Wales

      Wonderful Limmerick as always my dear friend.


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. Nothing like cement shoes. lol

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      6 years ago from Neverland

      Very funny - the poor guy! Ah well, at least he will be warm now =)

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      Catherine Tally 

      6 years ago from Los Angeles

      Ha Ha, Judging from the picture here, I'm guessing you were clueless during the process!

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I have heard of people doing terrible things to those that were asleep. My mother told me once that my father was growing a mustache. She shaved off half of it while he was abed.

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      Patricia Scott 

      6 years ago from sunny Florida

      O dear...not a friend we could happen to any of us...still chuckling Voted UP....and I need a laughing out loud with tears rolling down my cheeks button

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      Melissa Propp 

      6 years ago from Minnesota

      Ouch! Zing, you got me there...the picture distracted me, but i should have know from the title! I'm not really a foot person, but whatever floats your boat!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      6 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      What a woman!!... she even got a photo for posterity. :). a beaut!

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      6 years ago

      She is going a bit overboard....or should I say, he is...LOL:-))

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      6 years ago from Kentucky

      The booze tasted so good when downed

      I never noticed as you face frowned

      I kissed you last

      and thought of past

      underwater as I was drowned.

      Good job, my friend!

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      6 years ago from Northwest Indiana

      See what happens when easily distracted. First smile of the day

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      6 years ago from Alabama

      Another great funny to start my day!

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      6 years ago from oregon

      Women can be so attentive at times. Feet usually get so little notice. What a sweetheart!

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      Linda Crist 

      6 years ago from Central Virginia

      Bet that was a gotcha moment! lol

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      Michelle Liew 

      6 years ago from Singapore

      Ah, that's a real boo boo, to have your feet stuck in cement while swimming! Funny, MHatter!! Sharing!

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      6 years ago

      ...well you certainly caught my attention with that picture - maybe someone should cement her cleavage into the sidewalk at the Hub Hall of fame - but because I am pretending to be a writer here with integrity and conviction I must say the words which followed - were the true icing on the cake and very witty and surprising too

      lake erie time 1:59am

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      Randi Benlulu 

      6 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      lol. Another funny one! thank you!

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      6 years ago from usa

      Hahaha, the whole thing just made me start to laugh out loud.

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...I was so busy looking at the picture that I almost missed the punch line. Great one Martin!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      6 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Hello. I have been away for a while.. and I come back to read this delightful limerick tonight.. lol thank you for making me laugh my friend

      I love it.. I can always depend on you to make me smile




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