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Male Curse Worse Than Impotence (limerick)

Updated on January 11, 2014

I’d rather be cargo of hearse

The suffer this male ego’s curse

And men you would too

When it comes to you

And wife asks you to hold her purse


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      Skyler DeCristoforo 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sometimes i think its good for a mans ego to be challenged! Well written, thanks for the laughs!

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      Jaye Denman 4 years ago from Deep South, USA

      So many guys are carrying the messenger-type "man bag" these days, the only problem is if a wife's bag is floral like the one in the photo. Otherwise, people will think it's your own!

      Voted Up and Funny


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      Madeleine Salin 4 years ago from Finland

      Hearse is worse than purse. Funny!

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      Graham Lee 4 years ago from Lancashire. England.

      I prefer the purse Martin :-)


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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      still better than a hearse???

      lol..and kinda cute too...

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Seen men here walking around with their wives' purses.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Love the picture - it really sets your poem off. Funny!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      So true.

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      I agree with drbj. It could be worse.

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      John Hansen 4 years ago from Queensland Australia

      haha funny, I can relate to this.

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      Doris James-MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      Mr. B had no problem carrying my purse into the doctor's to get my cast changed on my broken leg last week. Bless his heart.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      That's better than being sent to the store to buy tampons! :-)

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      That photo is the perfect complement to this funny one.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Hello, my friend, it could be a lot worse,

      What if wife wants you to CARRY her purse?

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      I think it is somewhere in the wedding vows, "To honor and cherish

      and hold your wife's purse". Yep, pretty sure it is in there.

      Great limerick!!