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Maybe If They Didn’t Cry So Much (limerick)

Updated on June 20, 2012

They cried for their dead uncle Bill

They cried at the reading of will

They cried woe is me

They cried could it be

They cried because he left them nil

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Jokes, for those who like 100 laughs

“Well That Was That”; The Poetry of Martin Kloess is now available at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/160146

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      Super Lux 5 years ago from Singapore

      haha that's funny. i hope though it's a bit longer so there's more laughter from me. but, so far i like it. :)

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      Jessee R 5 years ago from Gurgaon, India

      Hahaha... funny it is but also true in most cases... when these poor Uncle Bills do not leave any bills for their kin

      Nice piece Martin... LOL

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      And that seems to be the case so many times.

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      LikaMarie 5 years ago

      lol. Well, cry away their greedy lil hearts.

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      This is so funny. Sadly, it does happen at some funerals. Love your poetic talent.

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Good for the Uncle!!!! Always enjoy your humor.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      It happened again...I was laughing as soon as I saw the word limerick. You are quite good at these my friend.

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      A great laugh.

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Great one! Thanks for the laugh.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Very funny MH! :)

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      Vinaya Ghimire 5 years ago from Nepal

      I so much love your limerick!

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      Mary Strain 5 years ago from The Shire

      Mhatter, you have quite an imagination! Keep the funny limericks rolling!

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      snowdrops 5 years ago from The Second Star to the Right

      lol! pretty cool limerick :)

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      Mary Wickison 5 years ago from Brazil

      Bring back the limericks. Love it!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      LOL Love your limericks.

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      dotty1 5 years ago from In my world

      hehehe this is very funny indeed

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      Ruchira 5 years ago from United States

      I agree with Vicki. This is a clever limerick and sure man can shed a tear every now and then.

      voted up and sharing

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      Victoria Lynn 5 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      Very cool! I'm amazed with people who can write a clever limerick. This is awesome. Many votes including up. Sharing!

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