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McDonald's Sausage Egg & Cheese Biscuit Poem & Nutritional Information

Updated on January 6, 2016

Introduction

This is a poem about a McDonald's Sausage Egg and Cheese Biscuit. Who can resist McDonald's breakfast? I know I love it and am grateful when I actually wake up early enough to enjoy this delicious treat.

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Breakfast is Served!

With a golden buttery biscuit and microwaved egg,

the taste of McDonald’s Breakfast takes over like the plague.


With the sliced low grade sausage and melted processed cheese,

when I finish my breakfast sandwich I say “one more please”.

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It comes wrapped in wax paper, what a delicious treat,

for this tasty breakfast sandwich I would cut off my feet!


The cost of the sandwich is only $2.49 plus tax,

Killing two birds with one stone, no need to buy ex-lax!

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Sometimes when I feast on it my stomach starts to hurt,

but I’m more concerned about the grease dripping on my extra large shirt.


Overall I was happy with my unhealthy McDonald’s feast,

Now I understand why Grimace looks like a beast!

Have you ever tried a McDonald's Sausage Egg & Cheese Biscuit?

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1988 McDonald's Super Size Commercial

Nutrition Facts
Serving size: 1
Calories 508
Calories from Fat297
% Daily Value *
Fat 33 g51%
Saturated fat 11 g55%
Carbohydrates 36 g12%
Sugar 4 g
Fiber 1 g4%
Protein 18 g36%
Cholesterol 200 mg67%
Sodium 1532 mg64%
* The Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet, so your values may change depending on your calorie needs. The values here may not be 100% accurate because the recipes have not been professionally evaluated nor have they been evaluated by the U.S. FDA.

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    • Rochelle Frank profile image

      Rochelle Frank 3 years ago from California Gold Country

      I tried one of these-- or something similar, several years ago and it was the first time I experienced full-on heartburn/indigestion. I have not been tempted since.

      Clever presentation.

    • torrilynn profile image

      torrilynn 3 years ago

      Haha that was funny and oh so true ! Up and funny.

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