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Men Watch For These Signs (limerick)

Updated on March 18, 2015

When blotches on wife's face protrude

And vomit begins to exude

Her breath starts to wheeze

As all her sight flees

Then for some sex she’s not in mood


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      Victor W. Kwok 2 years ago from Hawaii

      So true!

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      Audrey Howitt 2 years ago from California

      Beware of those blotches!

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      Dora Weithers 2 years ago from The Caribbean

      Very true!

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      breakfastpop 2 years ago

      You might need an exorcism!

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      Shauna L Bowling 2 years ago from Central Florida

      I'd venture to say that killed his mood, as well!

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      MizBejabbers 2 years ago

      No s**t!

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      Chris Mills 2 years ago from Missoula, Montana at least until March 2018

      Well, Martin, I guess if I had whatever she has, I wouldn't be in the mood either. Good reason to help her get feeling better fast, right. Thanks for sharing.