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Men, What This Woman Will Do For $500.00 (limerick)

Updated on December 6, 2013

For five hundred bucks as her fee

This lady will grant fantasy

Though my wife may faint

This guy ain’t no saint

I paid her to paint house for me


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That was a riot. She works cheap, though!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Real smart of him!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Love it, love it, LOVE IT!!!!

      That is the best limerick, yet.

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Sounds like a good idea....

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      SURE YOU DID! hahaha

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Funny. And love some of the clever comments!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      That is the proper clothing to wear when you paint,

      Then you won't mind if the paint drips where your clothes ain't.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      What a deal! Is that what she wore while painting?

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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Interesting thought here and she looks smartly dressed

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      Chris Mills 4 years ago from Missoula, Montana at least until March 2018

      I'll hold the ladder. haha, thanks Martin. That's great.

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      Lol...she looks suitably dressed for the job!...thanks Martin:-))

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lol! He got her cheap. Thanks for the giggle.