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Migraine Jane; Later John. A limerick and more
When your woman in those tight jeans steer
“I got a headache dear, just stay clear”
Why, don't swing your head back
Calm down, zip up your track
Don’t want the Cat in your woman, dear.
≈♥≈ ©coffeegginmyrice (Marites Mabugat) 2012 Limerick and more
What is a migraine?
Migraine as we know is a severe headache which is so horrible to have. Migraine relief is as many times effective with enough quiet rest at home. To see an aura is the first sign of migraine to some, while others feel a slight flicker above the eye or a light feeling of a headache. Migraine is particularly stronger in women during the onset of menopause. Migraines in other people start in their early twenties and before the age of 40. The good news in it for women is that migraine becomes less severe nearing or around the age of 50. Whatever cause it is for a woman, common claims of migraine in women occurs from menstrual cycle, her M cycle. If men are lost for a “Not now” response, I say, man, be wary, there is danger and she could be dangerous. Her M cycle will run you over, so better stay clear, stay out of her way.
What turns your woman into a Catwoman?
This painful migraine headache strikes a blow three times more women than men. If your woman suffers from migraine blows, her visions become disturbed sensitive to light with one eye in pain seeing auras and flicking. She retreats into darkness in broad daylight…total darkness in the bedroom, curtains and door shut; the dark sanctuary is her peace.
She gets irritant of sounds and smells. Hearing your voice and perhaps your smell will irritate her and could mistake you for a prey if you come near. She will hate music too and the screaming or yelling. She’d be feeling sick and nauseous and have no appetite for food whatsoever. For home remedies, some migraine sufferers choose hot ginger tea or really dark coffee, others, a glass of warm milk or vitamin drink or a fruity Gatorade. I would look for a cold orange pop and something sweet to nibble like pretzels coated in white chocolate. She also trembles in pain, feel cold, dizzy spells and all energy just taken away from her. She’d be in tears burying her face in her pillow.
If her wishes are ignored to giving her a total silence and tranquility, she’ll holler to the top of her lungs shaking the walls. She’s going to hiss like Catwoman.
Pounding Pain of a Migraine
When does your migraine occur?
What helps her calm and purr?
A great loving and caring partner who offers to give her a good rub, gently trapping, pressing the knots moving like marbles on her stiff neck and shoulders, down to her back and to the sides of her ribs.
He will tuck her in, end it with a kiss.
She would give back a kiss and thank him and before she falls into the spell effects of a good rub, she would ask dearly: “Do not disturb me, Hon.” That literally means that you have to cook for dinner later and take the dog out.
He will then tip toe from the room, carefully closing the door behind him.
Migraines affect women in many ways as in men. But we ask our partners to be supportive and it surely makes all the difference. Give her all she needs at this stage and she’ll gladly return you “the” favour...purring like a kitty.