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Miracle At The Barbershop (limerick)

Updated on October 13, 2013

A miracle which caused a tear

When barber helped old man to hear

Soon others came there

This magic to share

Of cutting the hair from each ear


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      Dianna Mendez 

      5 years ago

      You gave me a great smile on this one. Funny!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      barbers can be good for many things. Shave and a haircut, two bits! But how long ago was that?

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Very clever indeed.

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      Pamela Oglesby 

      5 years ago from Sunny Florida

      A very clever limerick and funny as well.

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      Linda Rogers 

      5 years ago from Minnesota

      Hi LmKarn~I'm giggling because you meant to say 'ear hair'~The thought of eye hair grosses me out even more. LOL

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      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      Smart barber.

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      Mary Craig 

      5 years ago from New York

      What a brilliant barber ;) I simply love your sense of humor!!!! Pinned because I do.

      Voted up, funny, and awesome.

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      Mary Hyatt 

      5 years ago from Florida

      I love anything to do with barbers....I have three daughters who are barbers. I will share this to my Facebook.

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      ewww...eye hair! you know no limits, my friend..

      i like that!

      lol

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Silly.

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Hi, Martin,

      I heard of a guy who let his ear hairs grow,

      So they could cover his bald spot, you know.

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      Linda Rogers 

      5 years ago from Minnesota

      Funny and kinda gross. Can't get the image of an old guy's hairy ears out of my head.

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      Eric Dierker 

      5 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      "excess" hair in the ear is normal. It is a natural phenom so we do not have to hear. Is the barber a saint or ......?

      Just a great piece and what I needed to hear.

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      FlourishAnyway 

      5 years ago from USA

      I am surprised you don't have an Amazon capsule for ear/nose hair trimmers. Tehehe.

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      An invaluable service indeed!

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      Why do old men get hair in their ears?

      It is just gross, I tell ya, just gross!!

      But, your limerick is funny.

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      FlourishAnyway 

      5 years ago from USA

      This is very useful to old men. What a helpful barber.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      People will come from afar back and side when they ear about it:-))

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