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Miraculous Weight Loss (limerick)

Updated on January 24, 2014

It wasn’t new diet she ate

That made her shed unsightly weight

No gym did she journey

Nor a surgeon’s gurney

But divorce attorney who’s great


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    • Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      You are only as good as your attorney is. lol

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Don't know whether that lawyer's lucky or not.

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      kidscrafts 3 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Funny and... sad. I always said that attorneys were always winners whatever the situation!

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      DJ Anderson 3 years ago

      Those divorce attorneys get first pick!! LOL

    • sujaya venkatesh profile image

      sujaya venkatesh 3 years ago

      sad though

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      Mary McShane 3 years ago from Fort Lauderdale, Florida

      LOL loved it