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Missing In Action (limerick)

Updated on August 9, 2013

Her boyfriend was nowhere around

A mystery very profound

When sound of his begs

Put end to their plagues

In her hairy legs he was found


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      Insane Mundane 4 years ago from Earth

      Where are the Amazon adverts for razors and advanced shaving devices? Ha!

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      Insane Mundane 4 years ago from Earth

      Well, I hope the rest of her makes up for all that armpit hair! LOL!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Really gross. Funny!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I knew someone even worse than that back in college. Need I say more?

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      Deonne Anderson 4 years ago from Florence, SC

      For once I am speechless. What he really needs is a razor. Voted up and funny. LOL

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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      This is too funny, Martin. You will always be THE MAN. Voted up.

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Oh, gross!

      I can't get that picture out of my head. Ha, ha

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      That's a funny on my friend !

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lol! She must be French ;0)


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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      OMG! She has so much hair!

      Hoffa might be buried there!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Oh my! LOL

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Good God. Will someone please give her a razor!

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      SilentReed 4 years ago from Philippines

      No more beating around the bush. On his next visit a shaver should come in handy.

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      cleaner3 4 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado

      ha, ha, ha...