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Moment Of Truth (limerick)

Updated on June 1, 2013

My friends threw a bachelor’s spree

They even hired striper for me

To drinks I did fly

As truth caught my eye

The stripper was my bride to be


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      FlourishAnyway 

      5 years ago from USA

      That's a good one!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      What an interesting turn of events...

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one!

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      Suzette Walker 

      5 years ago from Taos, NM

      I love this! It made me laugh out loud. Yes, what a lucky guy!

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      Jose Velasquez 

      5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      Lucky guy. LOL

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      Jackie Lynnley 

      5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Oh, haha. Good one!

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      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      What a dilemma - is the wedding still a go-er I wonder!

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      I actually heard Gomer Pyle's voice saying, "Sur-prise, Sur-prise!"

      Don't know where that came from.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny one..Surprise..surprise!

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      That groom to be is really in luck,

      His bride to be knows how to earn a buck.

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      Sunny River 

      5 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

      Hilarious! That's actually an awesome idea! Lol!

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      Jennifer 

      5 years ago from New Jersey

      Oh no! So very funny! Thanks for sharing!

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      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      What a surprise!Your friends are very generous lol

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      This is fantastic.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      And just the day after she stumbled upon him as a male stripper, on her hen night....great picture, thanks Martin:-))

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      Janis Leslie Evans 

      5 years ago from Washington, DC

      Oooo. Ha ha ha. Now that's a bachelor party for the books. Can you imagine? Very funny, Mhatter99. The expression on his face says it all. Voted up and funny.

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      hahaha surprise, surprise!

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      Shannon Henry 

      5 years ago from Texas

      So. . .should you get mad at her instead? Wait...mad for setting a trap...or mad for being the trap that everyone else sees as well?

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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Oopsy Daisy! ... not for you... Daisy's a dirty bird!!!

      Funny!

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      No way you can get in trouble with that scenario. :)

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