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Mother Nature Speaks (limerick)

Updated on December 21, 2012

Each spring when near trees I would creep

My distance from bird’s nests I’d keep

Why was I resigned

To acts of this kind

The chicks would remind me I’m cheap


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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      another good laugh!! thanks and keep them coming!!!!!

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      lol..you liked the chicks - the chicks didn't like you!

      Merry Christmas to you and everyone that's important to you, Martin! Be well!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Lol.. Martin I have a cheap husband but sometimes he gives to me a little more than I need.. lol.. but I am glad he is the way he is.. I am afraid I would spend all the money.. lol

      Blessings my dear

      Debbie

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Another one I don't get..... :0(

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      CrisSp 

      5 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      This is one reason, I'm excited to get back to the hubland...the cheap read! Lol!

      Kidding aside Martin, yes, you just made me laugh again and I'm glad to be back on the ground.

      Thanks.

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      Robin Grosswirth 

      5 years ago from New York

      Hysterical Matt. Must keep you away from nests.

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      Mary Craig 

      5 years ago from New York

      Hilarious! Great build up to a happy ending ;)

      Voted up and funny.

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      Yep, lots of scrooges around at this time of the year...not only scrimping, but stealing bird's nests among other things! Funny, Hatter!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Lot's of Scrooges around this time of year unfortunately.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      You are so funny..Cheep, cheep..

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      Mary Hyatt 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Are you cheap, or just thrifty like me????

      Really cute.

      Merry Christmas, Mary

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      stars439 

      5 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Very beautiful, and God Bless You.

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Great morning laugh.

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      Rich 

      5 years ago from Kentucky

      Cheap, in any other word, is just smart. Have a very happy holiday, my friend!

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      Linda Crist 

      5 years ago from Central Virginia

      LOL...I never know what to expect from you but I love this one.

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      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      Hee Hee :) :) Great job, MH....

      Sending you some Angels today ps

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Excellent my friend!

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      Dana Strang 

      5 years ago from Ohio

      LOL! Cheap? No! It's called FRUGAL! another good one!

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      Janis Leslie Evans 

      5 years ago from Washington, DC

      Eeeeewwuuuuu! Ha ha ha ha! Funny Matt.

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