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Mr. Pandey was finally so happy!

Updated on April 4, 2016

Monday to Sunday, Mr. Pandey, takes a walk in the morning,

He has high blood pressure, Doctor gave him warning.

‘No Somosa, no fried stuff, no sugar, no salt,

Have Chapatis every day, rice should be given a halt.

No butter, no oil at all, food should be all boiled ’,

Mr. Pandey got very much upset, his love for food got foiled.

Mrs.Pandey told her husband, ‘On oil you will save good money,

I shall buy plenty of bitter goard and boil them for you my Honey . ’

Mr.Pandey cried out with anger, he got in a very bad mood,

Asked his wife ‘Can you tell me what will you have for food?’

She laughed and said ' I can have any food that I fancy,

And so can have our children, Robert, Thomas and Nancy.’

Then she said ‘Look, I tell you, doctor’s advice you must follow, ’

Mr. Pandey said ‘O.K. my dear, I shall start from tomorrow.

The problem is that Haru’s shop – Why it has to be so near?

He has to move it fast from here, please tell him my dear.

He is frying Somosa now, knowing it very well,

People will queue up to buy them hot as they get the smell. ’

Haru heard what Mr. Roy said, he burst out with laughter,

Then angrily said to Mr. Roy, ‘Stop saying such silly things hereafter. ’

Mr. Roy shouted so loudly, wife and children came near,

Waking up he smiled and said ‘Oh it was dream my dear !

Where is Haru’s all beautiful stuff? come on, get them fast . ’

Wife laughed, brought him a plateful, that made him happy at last.

With two rasgullas in his mouth, a hot somosa in hand,

Mr. Roy said to his wife ‘Oh these are really ‘Grand!’


© 2011 Kamalesh050

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      Pritish Nandy 

      5 years ago

      Enjoyed the poem. It is nice and funny. Well done.

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      Justin W Price 

      6 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      thanks Kamalesh. You're welcomne

    • Kamalesh050 profile imageAUTHOR

      Kamalesh050 

      6 years ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India

      PDXKaraokeGuy- Thanks for your comment. Much appreciated. I shall visit your site shortly and you can expect to hear from me. Best Wishes,

      Kamalesh

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      Justin W Price 

      6 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      Good poem. Reminds me a short story I publushed on my HUB called "Fat Joe". Voted up!

    • Kamalesh050 profile imageAUTHOR

      Kamalesh050 

      6 years ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India

      Thanks for stopping by and posting your comment.

      Best Wishes to you,

      Kamalesh

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      jagerfoods 

      6 years ago from South Carolina, USA

      A bad dream about not being able to enjoy the things in life we enjoy most. I wonder what our concious is telling us?

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      Kamalesh050 

      7 years ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India

      Thank you Prity.

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      Prity 

      7 years ago

      Your poem has brought smile on my face. It is very good and funny.

    • Kamalesh050 profile imageAUTHOR

      Kamalesh050 

      7 years ago from Sahaganj, Dist. Hooghly, West Bengal, India

      Thank you ever so much for your comment , You are so kind.

      Yes I am well thank you. Hope things are all well with you and I wish you a very good weekend too.

      Take care.

      Best Wishes to you in everything you do,

      God Bless.

      Kamalesh

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      Maria Jordan 

      7 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      Whew-- thank goodness it was only a dream, "Mr Pandey!!"

      This was a wonderful read-- Voted UP & FUNNY!

      Hope you are well and have a good weekend!

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